I’m Only Slightly Worse Than Your Average Person @dontpaniclooksgood - Tumblr Blog

youre never alone. bacteria

You know when no one on reddit is having the same problems as you, you are FUCKED

Fucking crying laughing

Only one thing can fix me at this point and its 10mg edible, 6 hours alone in the dark with color shift lights and the ability to draw hot women. But what I get is sign housing agreement and peel off my skin.

#I know that is not one thing but cut me some slack here.

tenochre

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

isuggestfurryporn

May I suggest something?

There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.

4damhatesyou-deactivated2026041

i dont have a vent account because havihn to see me crash out every once in a while is just a part of the experience that comes with being my mutual

orcboxer

you enter the public restroom. I'm standing by the front sink with my hands folded in front of me and a pile of unconscious (?) guys at my feet. a flushing sound, a stall door opens and a new guy emerges, passing all five pristine ceramic washbowls with their fully loaded soap dispensers on his way to the exit, but just before he reaches the door I grab him by the nape and slam his head into the sink. he joins the comatose Pisshands Platoon on the floor. I return to my position and my eyes meet yours. you must conduct yourself cautiously here.