don't scien-test me

[dontscientestme]

Supervisor: very good result!

Me, prepared for extensive criticism: ... something here is very wrong

[twocubes]

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

[icetrancer]

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

[desolate-avocado]

you put that sentence back in your mouth

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[anxietyproblem]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[thebeakincarnate]

Today in posts that have not aged well

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

https://xkcd.com/2287/

I know I’ve said this a lot but

I love Randall Munroe so much

so very much

[logarto]

this is making me HOWL

[radical-eve]

[viejospellejos]

Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠

[hazy-forest]

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

[pandaflavouredcookies]

I'm dy i n g at the cheers he's getting:

"ES DIOS" ("IT'S GOD")

"ERES DIOS HERMANO" ("YOU'RE GOD, BRO")

"HA VENIDO A VERNOS" ("HE'S COME TO SEE US")

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

[iwilleatyourenglish]

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[bunbunxian]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

[esmew9785]

[tlatollotl]

Link to textbooks - https://www.cambridge.org/core/what-we-publish/textbooks

Original tweet - https://twitter.com/MiShee54/status/1239960873982144512

[luisonte]

[lyingfigure]

y’all working from home

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

SCREAM…..so what

[whitepeopletwitter]

[charminglyantiquated]

[barrenwomb]

TWO BROOOS

CHILLIN’ IN A HOT TUUUUB

FIVE FEET APART ‘CAUSE

they’re following WHO’s directives regarding the current outbreak of coronavirus disease.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own planet “dirt”

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

gold star for that moment of self-awareness