Just Don't

Brazilian, Ravenclaw, depressed Mischief managed

[stormte]

whoops i drew some more

[littlefangs00]

Dean and Cas having an argument or something

Sam: And then Dean looked into his eyes, the angel did the same thing, they started another one of those eternal stares and—

Dean: Dammit, Sam, stop reading fanfiction about us

[hephs-thighs]

[fearsomeandwretched]

This made me bust out laughing

[hymn-of-the-moon]

[renamon]

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

And when we say "generations", we somehow mean "we're doing this shit twice in ten years"

[animentality]

[animentality]

[technofeudalism]

let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.

things that are terrorism:

allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it

a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.

things that are not terrorism:

mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war

going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors

a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman

targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart

killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives

a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade

killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn

stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports

any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities

tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande

United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage

Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care

Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery

Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant

the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.

the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage

make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.

[kinglermew]

the legal system will issue no punishment for these (they might still but I will be surprised): - Boeing whistleblower dead in hotel room day after Boeing lawyers asked him to stay another day. Told his family "If I die it's not suicide". - OpenAI whistleblower dead in apartment after trying to talk to press. Told family "If I die it's not suicide". - Peter Thiel's ex-boyfriend, after trying to talk to press about Peter Thiel, found dead in apartment.

[guerrillatech]

[sirfrogsworth]

I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[snommelp]

[sirlancenotalot]

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[angellmission]

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on