why am i still here @phalloids - Tumblr Blog

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

sexybritishllama

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it

kyleehenke

the terrors of the past don’t stop

montresormeal-deactivated202511

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

guysonroblox

guess what I'm fucking makingggg

guysonroblox

first time making crab rangoons, sorry

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WHAT

Povídání o pejskovi a kočičce, Eduard Hofman, 1950-1051 E01 Jak pejsek s kočičkou myli podlahu

my fave moment

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

b0nkcreat

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

b0nkcreat

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

cytherean-sunset

lurkiestvoid

willcraftapple11

babushkaat

houndmother

“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.