Doodles and Drool Puddles

Hi. I'm George. I live in Buffalo and love it. I eat a lot, drink some, sleep not so much, make my own beer, and prefer my apple juice in boxes. Beyond that it gets a little more complicated.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

It's #raining so hard rn that it's pretty much a #waterfall coming off the roof and the #lightning is making it look rill rill #pretty

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Got to see #themountaingoats at maybe my favorite venue in this beautiful city, @babevillebuffalo ,tonight and there is very little that could make me happier rn #SalmonPantsOfInstagram (at Asbury Hall Babeville)

[jonathonnorcross]

Democratic primary popular vote as of April 4

Hillary Clinton: 8,924,821 Bernie Sanders: 6,397,980

Hillary is winning because she has more votes. Bernie supporters can whine about the establishment and the media and the DNC all they want…Hillary is winning because she has more votes.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Wait, is the implication here that the establishment and the media and the DNC have absolutely nothing to do with the number of votes each candidate gets? Because that seems silly.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

I was v concerned last night about @kemarino not letting #Seymour roam wild and free through the woods outside of #Pittsburgh and also found my #truecalling

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

#courage (at Chipotle)

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

When someone asks you which of two colors you think they should paint a #mantle and #hearth, the #correctresponse is to send back a poorly done phone version of an #MSPaint drawing, right?

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Feeling that #fernweh real bad rn. Far off #tinyislands with new friends from all over to laugh and eat and drink with are to calling me. #tbt (at Koh Kradan Paradise Lost)

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Leave these guys alone for one hour and they stop working and go on a #beachadventure #IDefinitelyAddedTheBucketAndShovel

[deadpresidents]

If you lose an election can you try again?

Yes.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Okay, @deadpresidents usually nails it, but we all know the losers are sacrificed in the volcano to appease the election gods. Second-time candidates are obviously robot versions of the original person. Or something.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Nothing like having to scrape a quarter inch of #ice off of your car in the morning. #March, you always were a #cunt of a month. #PickAGoddamnSeason

[just-shower-thoughts]

Leap Day should be renamed Catch-Up Day, and should be a national holiday centered around getting your shit together.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Don't mind me, I'm just over here doing #thelordswork #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

The Drumpfinator Chrome extension is everything to me rn #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #JohnOliver

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

The next time we test plumber's #putty it would be nice if my technician didn't form them so that one set of samples looked quite so much like still-rolled #condoms

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

#GirlScoutCookie order day/delivery day:LaserChristianity::Good Friday/Easter:BoringChristianity #IHaveManyMoreBoxes #HeIsRisen

[deadpresidents]

How can you not support Trump? He's one of the few candidates who supports planned parenthood and the rights of women.

That’s a pretty dramatic oversimplification of Trump’s position. I think you might want to dig a little deeper when interpreting what these candidates actually support.

[doodlesanddroolpuddles]

Yeah, like, IMMEDIATELY after saying tonight how much good Planned Parenthood does for women, Trump said he would still defund them. I'm talking next sentence.