pingas

hi i just reblog stupid shit that makes me laugh, my main is malwaremaid

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[aceynk]

the purpose of a toy is what it does

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

[jame7t]

im a well behaved beetle.

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[kurulover]

[panting, covered in blood and viscera] i just need to work on my plan I just need to work on my plan

[dunce-hat-deactivated20221117]

ok we NEED to go to california sexy bowser tik tok

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[elcycyromem]

i wont cum till the spider starts crawling towards me in the video

[elcycyromem]

i went back in time and gave a snail an emerald

[maykitz]

i remember this one every time i have broccoli and cheese

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

[sambuchito]

(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)

[sambuchito]

la traduccion en español de esto que sería tipo (a punto de hacerte una paja) para en que sentido era la derecha ajusta o la izquierda libera ✋😅🤚 bue ya foe (retorcijón tan fuerte que te corta la pija)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thej0ry]

Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

[bakugo-sucks]

Are they still smorking weed bunts??? Without you?????

[thej0ry]

*rips your arms off and pounds your head into your chest with them but is just sighing and not really into it the whole time*