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Happy Pride month y'all. I would like to remind everybody that on-screen, Sasuke has kissed Naruto twice, a dinosaur once, and his own wife never.

narusasuart

Clandestine 🤫

holyjanolli

(ノ・∀・)ノ kids

fieldrecording

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

#you’re actually the hill

fieldrecording

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

vadergf

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

rudolphsboyfriend

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

bisexualalexmercer

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

the-trash-eating-llama

narutoenjoyer5000

one thing u gotta give madara credit for as a villain - he’s not much of a mansplainer. no lengthy discussions on morality, no trauma dumping, no attempt at even trying to convince anyone that he’s right. he just gets there, introduces himself as the messiah and then proceeds to force everyone into his alien dream paradise, never questioning whether anyone actually even wants that LMFAO? he just does what he came there to do, looks sexy as hell doing it. and then fucking explodes into an alien and dies. king

filthyprotozoan

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.