[humansoflatecapitalism]

[intjint]

D:

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STAHP

[dashaibo]

Fun fact: that dolphin is doing that to get high.

[exslothsted]

He’s WHAT?

[dashaibo]

Yeah. Dolphins deliberately prick themselves on blowfish to get a small dose of their poison which makes them high.

[transsexual-activist-deactivate]

Dolphins are stoners? Im not even surprised

[neoliberalsocialistxoxo]

Reblog with something you love about Hillary

I love her chubby cheeks

[burr-youdisgustme]

I love her hair - it makes her look like a lion!

[runningupthathillary-blog]

I love her “cackle”

[hillarydiane]

I love it when she wears white

[stellicidio]

I love that she believes in love & kindness. And that she’s insanely smart.

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

I love her reptilian shape-shifting abilities

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

i love the way she defended a rapist and laughed at the rape victim 

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

I love the way she called black kids super predators

[thesailorscout]

[cinemalesbian-deactivated201801]

Black mirror, 03x04: “San Junipero”

[glumshoe]

historical memes: phonebooth stuffing

before the mannequin challenge, planking, or the Harlem Shake, the hot meme of 1959 involved teenagers cramming as many of themselves as possible into a phone booth

While phonebooth stuffing was arguably a pretty cool meme, it went out of style by the end of the year and was replaced by “hunkerin’”, which is as boring as it sounds and identical to the modern Slav Squat:

[stardustcrystal-deactivated2022]

Today on meme history….

[viviancatus]

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[dopestablook]

Me: *stares into the void*

The Void: *stares back*

Me: *winks*

The Void: *blushes*

[spacesource]

A view of the sunlit side of Saturn’s rings, where we can see two tiny moons orbiting the planet, lost among the rings; Pan in the upper-left, and Atlas near the lower-right, within the Encke Gap. This image was taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 9 July, 2016 (x).

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

As someone who has family in the industry, let me tell you this: Harrison Ford is a badass, sweet old man who makes movies because he loves to make people happy. He could retire for the rest of his life and live without a worry, but he likes to make people happy. His ego hasn’t gone to his head. He doesn’t give a shit that he’s Han Solo and Indiana Jones. He likes making people happy.

[bigskydreaming]

Okay, this is……not something I saw coming to say the least.

But Jill Stein is apparently planning to file for a recount in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan (the three crucial states Hillary needed to win, which are most speculated to have voter fraud). It just depends on if she can raise the money in time (by this Friday). Because as a candidate, Stein technically can ask for a recount, same as Clinton could…but the candidates must provide or source the money to fund the recount themselves, and so she’s asked for donations here.

This is totally out of left field, because its safe to say Stein is not under the impression that a recount will magically reveal her the winner. Presumably, she’s only doing this to provide Clinton with the foundation she needs to challenge the results without doing it herself, as the White House reportedly is putting pressure on Clinton’s camp to not ask for a recount, erring on the side of easing the transition of power.

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[expressions-of-nature]

by Shinichiro Saka

Mount Fuji, Japan

[mxgobbledygoo]

Ok but how cute are Joe and Obama?

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No probert Robert

[twopartsbitter]

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands