she not only wants to suck this bepis

[thedankmemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Aww hell naw they cooking plankton on xiaohungshu

[cannibalchicken]

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[dorditioes]

hmm. peanits

[skenpiel]

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

[clownsacrilege]

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

[skenpiel]

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

[funnytwittertweets]

[jaubaius]

🍕😭😂

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Having a blast at the park

[snickernut]

FUCK YOU

[snickernut]

BY GOD’S LIGHT I SMITE YOU

[modogoblin]

[toktiks]

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

[kaaramel]

video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.

Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”

The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[und0vely-deactivated20231108]

“God is good I will trust him” and “I know he likes peanut butter” gave me whiplash.

[sudra]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[yellowpie]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

SNFNFNSN SNNNFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNFNFNFNF

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]