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@dorianslayyy

||• 21 ||• She/her ||• 🇬🇧 ||• Poetry & other Literature simp ||• Occasionally dabble in philosophy ||• Smoking is cheaper than therapy ||• Safe space, feel free to message if you need ||• Goofy little alt accounts: @Dorian-Gray-0fficial @apoemadaykeepsthehoesaway

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professional-rat-eater

Daniel: I need you to do something for me.

Armand: There is not a thing in this world I would not do for you, save for end myself, only because it would mean we would have to be apart and I cannot bear even the very thought of such a notion. And even on that, I’m open to being convinced. But only for you.

Daniel: I just need you to help me make this YouTube short about Lestat fucking his mom.

Armand, who can recall a time where modern science had yet to be born and it was widely believed that the earth was at the centre of the universe, suddenly so hard his dick might explode: ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃⁿᶦᵉˡ

maxwyl

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

titsay

nextchapter

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

litafficionado

“If you give children a vocabulary that’s large enough and complex enough to express their emotions and their ideas, you give them access to complex feelings and emotions in themselves. So that if you talk to a teenager and all they can say about how they feel is BAD, and they haven’t got, you know, a larger vocabulary for lonely, abused, insecure, frightened…I mean there’s this huge panoply which…I remember when my daughter was just telling me that she just felt bad, I bought her a thesaurus. I said, “Look up, is it sort of over lonely, or is it insecure…and look up under lonely, you’ll find two hundred words for lonely. Which one?” But what that does is that it makes you feel that there’s this huge complexity of emotions and there are words for all of them. If you want children to feel less frustrated and less disenfranchised and less unable to even feel comfortable with their own emotions, you’ll have to give them a vocabulary that’s as complicated as their inner lives. And one of the things we see in children is this incredibly reduced capacity for reporting their inner lives to the exterior world. One of the things is just teaching them poems, just teaching them to memorize poems in school, they don’t have to interpret them, if they just internalize the language of the poem, the complexity of the emotion in the poems…” -Jorie Graham, in a conversation

and-fishing-equipment

daily affirmations:

i have the blood of akasha in me

it's my era now

the songs are not about louis

there are no delusions here

it's just different for vampires

unclefather

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

420technoblazeit

louis' narration: it was dusk. the smell of petrichor still lingered in the air, greeting me as i woke and pondered my new existence as a vampire, a creature of the night. as the sun set and gave way to new darkness, so too had something awakened in me, a bloodlust that could not be sated. was i now man or monster? or something in between, a perversion of even the natural order in which all other beings reside?

lestat's narration: yeah so i drained someone at my concert and almost overdosed on LSD and MDMA but that's just another tuesday amirite? so i fucked her in the elevator and killed a bunch of vampires with daniel (ugh, i hate him though what a loser 🙄) i wish louis still loved me

#quite the shift to adjust to #but it’s so fun!!#amc tvl #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac

probablily

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

thepollingstation

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

jellicl3-cat

I answered yes because I have proof: whenever I type in my name, my keyboard keeps autocorrecting to what it thinks my name should be spelled as. Same goes for my last name, autocorrect hates me. 🥀💔

#went for pub golf with a couple months ago and the woman working the bar had my exact name #first middle and last #was a very odd thing to experience already drunk #polls

marysyp96

Canon

I have the universe out there, and I have you. I have everything I’ve ever wanted

They’ll find eachother in every universe <3

#good omens season 3 #spoilers #Crowley #aziraphale

ibenology

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night