You’re Not Welcome, But Please Stay

Art • Arguably funny relatable posts for the youth • he/they

[rars]

collection of images i found on google that point to cats’ primordial pouches

[robotbeowulf]

[scarlettaagni]

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

hand this shit over

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Burt And Ernie At The Gay Rodeo

[everythingstarstuff]

[dorillllla]

I’ve been listening to Poppy’s latest album and the song Fill The Crown is driving me mad cause the back vocalist sounds SO FUCKING MUCH like Marilyn Manson like it HAS to be him. I’ve done some googling but the singer has not been credited/identified and. Idk I want answers

[bi-nick-carraway]

So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and

SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????

[bi-nick-carraway]

@fumkyfrenshfamtherfigure

the

WHAT

[boimgfrog]

YEAH!!

The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.

When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.

Jay Gatsby is a vampire."

[bi-nick-carraway]

That sounds amazing.

But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you

Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway

[boimgfrog]

HELLO!?!?!?

[whimsica]

People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers

[mothmanismyuncle]

no

you SAY they went bonkers

but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings

one toe over the starting line

looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves

bet

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

This is what chewing Five gum is like

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

in the modern day, the ice fae have to use more and more lucrative methods to encourage people into their portals

[lavender-lass-to-be-deleted-dea]

This honestly looks like the glaze breaking on the donuts from Publix when you squeeze the bread

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

im obsessed with this

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language

[catasters]

[pathologising]

giving the kubrick stare to the fish at petco

[darling3ffect]

[killer-clown-car]

Amazing Shirts (And Other Things) I Want: Part Five

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think is necessary: some of my favorite letterboxd lists

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

for some reason this post is blowing up again, so here are some other great letterboxd lists

[anarch0possum]

how did you forget the BEST ONE

[patchesthegreat]

may I contribute?

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[gayk-47]

obsessed with the fish eye lens

[4yuel]

[stalactites]

THE ONLY MAN

[xanthicantag]

new boot goofin

[midcenturynikki]