Ramblings of a Dork

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Dangerous Crowboy, if you’re out there …

[kingfucko]

Where Have All The Crowboys Gone

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[bunnylikearabbit]

And I'm going to outlive that waste of dna

[suppermariobroth]

Collection of all types of items retrievable from dedicated Yoshi's Island claw machines, available in Japan in 1996. Note that the two Baby Marios have different expressions and arm poses.

Source: blacktangent

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[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rogertaylorswift]

Ooo I just realized I never posted this! Here’s a drawing I did on Procreate while on a plane a few years ago :) Rocket making a snow-Groot hehe

Enjoy! ❤️🌲🦝

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people

[mikufanclub]

my flight is delayed

[mikufanclub]

delayed 2 more hours

[mikufanclub]

6 hours later

[juney-blues]

apparently the original run of ctrl alt delete ended in november 2012. Ethan Ryan MacManus Prime has been dead for 14 years and no one fucking told me

[juney-blues]

[juney-blues]

i'm crying laughing. for some reason i thought this was maybe the conclusion to a years long dramatic story arc i just didn't have the context for. but no. this shit just happens.

this arc starts in september 2012.

his future self comes out of a time portal and says "hey shit's fucked and it's my fault. go and fix this by not fucking the future."

he gets caught by future rebels who hate him because his future self fucked the future.

escapes and punches his future self.

his future self shoots a rebel and the time machine fucking breaks for basically no reason and threatens to destroy all of reality

and his future self gets shot before *he* can make the dramatic heroic sacrifice to stop it.

i cannot express just how much of a Shit Just Happens plot this is. this takes place in-universe over the course of like a couple hours if that. Imagine for a second that you were keeping up with ctrl alt del in 2012. Okay now that you've imagined that i'm gonna give you a minute to stop laughing. Okay now that you're done laughing, just fucking, imagine. You'd have no clue the story was building to any kind of big dramatic conclusion until the literal last possible page??!?! this is such a "oh god i really don't want to be writing CAD anymore" ending but the series was fucking rebooted after this so that can't've been it.

this is the last time any of Ethan Ryan MacManus's friends saw him alive.

peak fucking art.

[juney-blues]

this is the strip immediately after Ethan Macmanus Gaming Church Memorial by the way.

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[stupidpetface]

[furryhatersigma]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed 2021 Donkey Kong plush with notably darker fur than his usual design.

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[toiich]

Werner Herzog

[thememedaddy]

[ungoliants-shadow]

[dear-julien]