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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my you’re right
There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Capcom vs. Tezuka style swap: Astro Boy and Mega Man in full res.
Astro Boy drawn by Mega Man series artist Keisuke Mizuno and Mega Man by Tezuka Productions’ artist Urumu Tsunogai (click for high-res).
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”
#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo
Noblecrumpet’s Guide to Oozes Preview: an Ooze Dragon!
Wanted to start strong with preview #1 for Noblecrumpet’s Guide to Slimes: The Ooze Dragon! This one is the biggest of the bunch, but the book has four variations with lesser CRs. Illustration by my amazing gf @avidistic
For statistics of the other ooze dragons and the other 49 ooze monster statblocks, you will have to grab the PDF once it comes out on DriveThruRPG this October 31st!
So I've been looking for ideas on how to start a campaign. Help? Also, fellow DMs - how do you keep track of all the things during battle? Health and stats and such
The way that I start a campaign is I pick my big bad first! And build a world first.
My players keep track of their own health and stats. But for enemies I make cards with their stuff on them! There are also plenty of apps that will keep track of that stuff for you
More often than not any campaign I run winds up grossly derailed. In all honesty I just wing it. I started doing that mixed in with published campaigns, or start a published one and just set the book aside to see where it goes about 10 years ago. The ones I've run 100% by the seat of my pants I've been told were my players favorites. The best one was Scott, the pet miniature Beholder trapped in a mason jar. It had a one way lid so they could push shrunken gnome heads through to feed him his favorite treat. I gave them the item they needed to open the jar way too early thinking they wouldn't put two and two together. Boy was I wrong! That was some of the best havoc I've seen in a D&D battle
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
I’ll just leave this here.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’
Release the penguins
Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it
duck
boss stage music
Always reblog the Death Waltz. Always.
LIKE A DIRIGIBLE
Just gonna leave this here… *runs* ~Jester
*muscians screaming*
Tag yourself, I’m “remove cattle from stage”
At the end of every year each senior gets to pick a piece for the band to sight read. My freshman year a senior picked this. Ever since we have had a copy hanging in the music library in honor of that day.
I see this and I cry a little inside.
“tune the ukulele”
Here’s something sexy.
@wearebard, @wearevalorbard
Hearing it on the synthesizer makes it sound like its a final stage BGM for a Castlevania type game and then you start to run out of time so it gets faster but then you fall in a hole and then get the game over screen.
hello, here’s a new one I really enjoyed doing. Hope you like it
@wearepaladin have you seen this?
Disney Characters reimagined as Marvel Characters.
These were in my head for awhile and I finally decided to draw them. 1. Dr. Strange Mouse 2. The Mighty Donald 3. Captain “Goofy” America 4. Thanos Pete
More work can be found here! Instagram- https://instagram.com/nikolasdraperivey/ FB- https://www.facebook.com/nikkuxiii Enjoy!
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Fantasy Guide to Employment: Household of a Castle
The castle does not run itself. The castle would remain a pile of stones without servants to keep it running. The guide below focuses on the private household of the lord himself, anybody who worked inside the main keep of the castle. I will be expanding outside the walls in a future post.
The Steward/Seneschal
This person was the head of the household staff. They would have the task of running things on the Lord’s estate. They are the managers, so it is up to them to keep the staff in line. The steward would keep the castle accounts and keep the lord informed of all of the goings on of the lands and tenants. They would have to be educated needing to do accounts and write letters. Though the castle’s Lady would be expected to do all these things, the steward served as a backup and assistant in all the tasks even representing the lord and lady when they were unavailable.
The Chamberlain
The chamberlain is the servant employed to look after the Lord’s bedchamber. He would look after the Lord’s clothes as well and keep track of the other servants’ liveries, the official uniforms of the guards, pages and squires. This was not always the case, some larger households had a separate office but most medium seized manors and castles lumped them together. The chamberlain’s main task was ensuring the lord was kept happy. He would even be the last servant a lord would see at night before he went to bed at night. They would be educated.
The Marshal
A Marshal was in charge of the stables as well as the military presence in the castle. They would oversee the household’s horses, carts, wagons, and containers. He oversaw blacksmiths, horse grooms and stableboys. He also oversaw the transporting of goods. The Marshal was sometimes in charge of disciplining servants. They would likely come from a middle class background as well as having military experience and education.
The Page
A page was a young noble boy about seven years old who would be sent to serve a Lord. He would be in charge of tidying up after the lord, carrying messages to other servants and occupants of the castle and serving him at meals. Unlike others on the list, the page would not be paid. His experience was his payment as he would learn the running of a castle and manners of a lord.
The Lady’s Maid
The lady’s maid is be the female body attendant of the castle’s noble women. She would be in charge of caring for the lady’s chamber and her things. She would dress the lady and attend her wherever she would. (The lady’s maid would basically do all the work a chamberlain would but you know the wage gap…)
Maidservant
A housemaid/maidservant works to clean the castle. She would be among the first to awaken every morning. Her first task would be sweeping the floors. The thing with mediaeval floors a that they were often covered with a thin layer of rushes, a kind of grass. Weekly if not daily, a maidservant would be expected to change out the rushes and scatter new ones. If it really needed it, she would scrub the stone floors which would be done with a soap called lye, made from ashes and lard. The maidservant would also be expected to go into the bedchambers when the occupants awoke. She would empty the chamberpots if need be. She would get rid of the ashes from the fire and ready the fire for later. She would make up the bed or strip it for the laundresses. She would wash anything that needed washing including furniture and ornaments.
Laundress
The laundress was responsible for the cleaning of anything made of fabric in the household. The laundress would have to fetch their own water either from the castle well or from a nearby river. They would heat the water in large vats and add lye soap (the most popular of the cleaning agents). The constant exposure to soap and hot water was physically tough on the hands of the laundresses and their backs. When the detergents were added to the water, the laundress would dump them into the vat and stir that shit like soup. To dry it they would pin it out on lines or beat the water from it. The laundress might make money by selling secrets. Since they are handling unmentionables, they knew what happened behind closed bedchamber doors or what didn’t.
Nursemaid
The nursemaid was in charge of the castle’s children. They would ensure the child was fed, washed and generally kept alive while the parents would either be away at court or busy with the lands. The nursemaid would be a common woman from the surrounding lands who would come in to care for a noble child in the stead of the mother who would be expected to get on with other jobs. The nursemaid would be an underlying of the noble governess, a sort of hands-off nanny.
Cook
The cook was one of the most important servants in the castle. They would have the task of overseeing the running of the kitchens and keeping supplies in order. They would likely be on call at all times. Henry VIII’s cook was often woken in the night because his royal master wanted a midnight snack. The cook was a valued member of the household and would have been highly sought after if they were a very skilled cook. Cooks would have been paid a handsome wage.
Scullion
The scullion was the lowest member of staff. They would be responsible for scrubbing and cleaning the servants quarters and the kitchens. They would scrub floors with lye, scour pots with sand, sweep put the fireplace and clean up after the other servants. They were the first to rise in a castle and tasked to light all the fires in the kitchens.
Payment & Lifestyle
Within the mediaeval household, payment came from the hand of the steward. As the Lord’s manager of accounts, he was in charge of paying staff.
The grander jobs in the castle such as the marshal, the chamberlain, nursemaid and lady’s maid would pay better. They would have certain privileges including better bedchambers.
A nursemaid who was breastfeeding the Lord’s children would be a valued member of staff. She would be fed better than the other servants.
The page would sleep in a chamber off the lord’s bedchamber or sometimes at the foot of the bed. A page would wear the Lord’s livery so he would be dressed on the Lord’s coin.
The chamberlain would have rooms close to the lord and lady, just in case they were needed by the master in any kind of emergency.
The cook would sleep near the kitchens so they were close enough just in case they are needed in the night.
The other household servants would all sleep in chambers together. The women would sleep in one and the men would sleep in another. Nightly dalliances were frowned upon massively.
Most servants came from the surrounding lands of the castle. When the lord and his family were away at court or somewhere else, there would be a drop in employment. Everything would be cut down ex. Instead of three laundry maids, only one might stay on after the lord goes. The steward, the marshal, the chamberlain, the page, the cook, the nursemaid and the lady’s maid were all important staff so their job would be permanent.
Not listed but worth noting: squire or esquire - the stage between page and knight; castellan - the governor of a castle and its domain; a chatelaine is a female castellan (one is the Norman word, the other is the Old French word, I don’t know why; maybe for clarity).
A chatelaine was also a piece of functional jewellery popular from the 1700s through to the turn of the 20th century: it was an ornamental belt / waistband-clasp with keys, a knife, a needle-and-thread case, scissors etc. hung from it.
The medieval version looked like this; those keys would have included the stillroom (where tinctures and liqueurs were made) and the spice-cupboard whose contents might match gold in value. Beside the lady of the manor, the most senior and trusted female servants would have worn one as well.
The drawstring purse is obvious; the dark stick-thing less so - it’s actually a personal eating-knife. There might also be an eating-pick sheathed behind it, the medieval equivalent of a fork, because table manners in the Middle Ages were a lot better and more elaborate than “grab meat with the hands, chuck bones over the shoulder.” (An image for which we must again thank Victorian pop history…)
Here’s a set in period art, and as a reproduction.
I went through a mimic phase a while back :D
These are so superb
Mimics, mimics everywhere…
Shanty Singers Play Sea of Thieves by The Longest Johns
This is the only music genre
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My Fellow Dungeons & Dragons 5e Players...
Recently I have had a conversation with one of my long-LONG friends about D&D. This person in particular started playing in my group the same fateful day as myself 17 years ago and we still play today, spanning AD&D 2e all the way to 5e. This conversation was about a homebrew rule we wanted to try but were worried about balance in many ways (though, our games tend to be nothing less than over-powered heroics). though, we haven’t tried implementing it yet due to current circumstances we think it can work at our personal tables. This rule of which I speak friends, involves Two-Weapon Fighting. in past editions, TWF has been a staple in my player’s characters, but lately it seems like you see it less and less with the strength of Bonus Actions. While I often enjoy seeing a fighter take advantage of the great-weapon fighting style at my table, those players who remember the old ways and want to use two weapons feel as though its lack luster. Though, we know that the way its set up encourages the use of other weapons, We think we can bring TWF fun (but less balanced) in our OP campaigns. The rule in question. When you take the Attack action and attack with a light melee weapon that you’re holding in one hand, that attack gains one additional Extra Attack to attack with a different light melee weapon that you’re holding in your other hand.
Basically, instead of using a bonus action, a player may just make 1 additional attack (but only with the off-hand weapon). Now, we know this is over-powered. We know this will effect the balance of weapons that cant be duel wielded. what we do not know, is if this is on par with our campaigns, and we don’t have the ability to try it out. I would love to hear the community’s opinions on this alternate rule though, and hopefully when we try it it will be on par with our players* *our players are gestalt (2 classes at once, picking all the skills and taking the highest HP roll every level). already have artifacts, and are generally able to get away with a LOT more than other players.
Holy fuck this is beautiful and I need it in my house pronto. Divines, Daedric princes and Dragons! 💕💕💕
From u/phantom-scribbler.
Finished :)
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