feesh

Fuck life

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[mystic-fauna]

UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD???

[ladynorbert]

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE

[dorysphatass]

Denny's...

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[noknightinarmor]

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

[space-coyote-judal]

Unpopular opinion post:

Reblog this and add one unpopular opinion to it. I want to see how long this can get. I’ll start:

I hate onions.

[gangster-computer-kebab-deactiv]

I legitimately did not enjoy The Last Jedi.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

Its okay to dislike children

[king-satan-nipple]

Bi and pan are the same thing.

[kincringeemporium]

You don’t need to be sexually provocative or sexually attractive to feel free and empowered.

-K 

[dorysphatass]

I don't like most Disney things; including most of the movies

[moodyhorseboy-deactivated202404]

[REWARD IS NOW AT $36,000 FOR INFORMATION]

As of Thursday, August 30th, 2018, 13 cats have been found mutilated and left in public places on the Eastside of Olympia, WA. There have been a couple mutilations in Lakewood and Tacoma, Washington as well, whether connected or not is yet to be determined.

Please keep your cats indoors and if you find strays or other outdoor cats please take them to the nearest shelter.

If you have any relevant information please contact Animal Services at 360-352-2510.

[fbwzoo]

Signal boosting because this is really important for people in the area to know, and something to keep in mind as a danger for indoor/outdoor & outdoor cats.  Please keep your cats safe, folks!

[dorysphatass]

Just curious, why did you tag Red in the post about her art? Do you support what Red thinks or where you just tagging her for the sake of it? 😊

I love her art but don’t quite support some of the things she does. If anyone is being talked about I think they should know it; regardless of who they are. Trash talking or supportive talking, it should be to the face either way, so if I see it I tag whoever.

If someone was talking about me and the things I support or believe, I’d rather the tagged and see it than not; wouldn’t you?

[dorysphatass]

Hi!!! Icons are now available! They’re $10 <3

This was my first batch of them

[dorysphatass]

Big bunch of sketches, I hope my followers would like to see them c: bunch of practice on heads, one whole sheet is Mephistopheles so I can learn his face better xD

[dorysphatass]

My first art fight attack @kiraraneko I haven’t used traditional in a long time, but I definitely shall be adding that to my commission repertoire

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[dorysphatass]

Legend

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[cherrychanart-deactivated201703]

YES!!!

[sociallyawkward--fics]

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

…

[obligatory-name-change]

What is this

[dorysphatass]

Hmmmm

Bro this is cool

[etheringtonbrothers]

For those of you that like everything neatly organised, here’s links to EVERY ONE of my first 150 how to THINK when you draw TUTORIALS, in ALPHABETICAL ORDER for #SkillUpSunday! Enjoy, link, pin, share! Cheers! Lorenzo! How to draw ANGRY EXPRESSIONS How to draw BIRD HEADS How to draw BOOKS How to draw BOXES How to draw BREAKING GLASS How to draw BRICKWORK How to draw CABLES and WIRES How to draw CAR CHASES How to draw CATERPILLAR TRACKS How to draw CAVES How to draw CHARACTERS (3-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTERS (FLIPPED-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTER SHAPES How to draw COMIC COVERS How to draw COMPOSITION How to draw CROSS-CONTOURS How to draw EARS How to draw FABRIC How to draw FEET & SHOES How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART ONE How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART TWO How to draw FOREGROUND MIDGROUND BACKGROUND How to draw GAME BUILDINGS How to draw GEMS and CRYSTALS How to draw GIRL’S HAIR How to draw GRASS How to draw HAIR (1940s styles) How to draw HAPPY EXPRESSIONS How to draw HORNS How to draw HORSE HEADS How to draw IMPACT DEBRIS How to draw IN 3D How to draw INTEGRATING LOGOS How to draw INTERIOR BASICS How to draw IN-WORLD TYPOGRAPHY How to draw JUNGLE PLANT CLUSTERS How to draw JUNK HOUSES How to draw LAMP POSTS How to draw LAVA How to draw LIGHTNING and ELECTRICITY How to draw MECHANICAL DETAILS How to draw MUSHROOMS and FUNGUS How to draw MONSTER HEADS How to draw MONSTER TENTACLES How to draw MOUNTAINS How to draw NEGATIVE SPACE How to draw NEWSPAPERS How to draw NOSES How to draw PERSPECTIVE BOXES How to draw PIGS How to draw POD HOUSES How to draw POURING LIQUID How to draw ROBOT ARMS How to draw ROCK FORMATIONS How to draw RUNNING FIGURES How to draw SAUSAGE DOGS How to draw SEA WEED   How to draw SHADOW COMPOSITION How to draw SHOULDER ARMOUR How to draw SIEGE WEAPONS How to draw SILHOUETTE THUMBNAILS How to draw SMOKE EFFECTS How to draw SNOW How to draw SPACE BIKES How to draw SQUIRRELS How to draw STICK FIGURES How to draw THE HORIZON How to draw TIKI STATUES How to draw TREASURE CHESTS How to draw TREE BARK How to draw TREE ROOTS How to draw VEHICLES How to draw VINTAGE PLANES How to draw WATER How to draw WOODEN HOUSES

[dorysphatass]

10/10 great stuff

[scary-stories]

A Campfire Story.

For a number of years I was a camp counselor at an overnight camp in the Muskokas. I loved it more than any job I’ve ever had, despite the nonexistent pay, annoying campers, long days and short nights, crappy food, etc. For one, I got to tell as many scary stories as I could sputter out. There was nothing better than hanging around a dying campfire with a bunch of Junior High kids who were demanding the scariest, most blood-curdling tales I knew. And I told them all: the babysitter and the eerie clown statue; the driver and the creepy gas attendant; the woman and her licking dog.

Keep reading

[dorysphatass]

All three drawings for @oatmealchocchip I did for Honey <3

[dorysphatass]

Cute little noodle dragon for @oatmealchocchip, 1/3 of my payment for a character

[dorysphatass]

I quite like Paint Tool Sai! I can drift back to a more anime style that I used to do ^^

I’m gonna make this Houndobie into an Oc maybe ;3;

[dorysphatass]

Notice

So, I’m getting a different art program, and I’m gonna be doodling like hell to see how it works and what I can do. I’m 90% sure I’ll change my shading and style and stuff during this.

:p

[dorysphatass]

Finished Commission for Bella on amino <3

I love that hair :o