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Mori: Look I found a box of lost things.

Dazai: Omg! My will to live!

Chuuya: My humanity... I thought I’d never see you again.

Akutagawa: Self worth. It’s been a while.

Kaji: Oh look the lemon I lost- ArE yOu ALl oKaY

#port mafia #anime #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa #soukoku #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai #akutagawa ryuunosuke #kaji #mori #mori ougai #chuuya #skk #sskk #bsd meme #dazai osamu

Kouyou: you’re drunk

Chuuya: no I’m not

Kouyou: Can you tell the time?

Chuuya, addressing the clock: I’m not drunk

#this is why you shouldnt take shit literally #stick to drinking milk shortie #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #anime #kouyou #bsd memes #bsd headcannon #bsd headcanons

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Mori, ten minutes after Chuuya leaves: *looking closely at the bottle* Elise…. this is superglue. Not glue.

Elise: I know

Mori:

Elise:

*cut to Chuuya doing this-*

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MY SHIT POST INSPIRED A FANFIC OMFG

AN: Inspired by this post www.tumblr.com/doublesuicide19/729538894077575168/mori-ten-minutes-after-chuuya-leaves-looking?source=share Backg

#chuuya nakahara #bsd #chuuya #chuuya vampire au #chuuya x reader

for everyone who thinks Dazai is a top and Chuuya is a bottom:

#bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #anime #bsd #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #chuuya #dazai #bungo stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #skk #soukoku headcanons #skk hc

Fyodor: I’m writing an autobiography. Any tips?

Dazai: Kill off the main character.

#dazai #nvm ill do it myself #fyodor #dead or not #anime #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #fyodor dostoevsky #dostoevksy #dazai osamu

Who did it best?

Chuuya

Fyodor

Dazai

Voting ended onNov 7, 2023

How Soukoku pose for official art

IF BSD WERE GIRLS

Chuuya: Gives high heels a new definition of high. Dazai’s favorite joke is that half of Chuuya’s height are his shoes. Chuuya fights in his heels, sleeps in his heels and will probably die in his heels. Probably becomes a Mafia executive anyway. “What do you mean girls can’t fight you fucking bastard?”

Dazai: Flirts with all the guys. And girls. Basically acts like his normal self. Enjoys using pickup lines that he couldn’t use as a guy. (I’m a washing machine and I want your dirty load in me) But then he discovers he’s the one supposed to cook in a relationship and sets his boyfriend’s house on fire. “I think I forgot to turn off the oven. Damnit.”

These spot the difference games are getting harder

#what a violent way to wake up snow white #dazai #dead apple #soukoku #bungou gay dogs #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #skk #anime #bsd #osamu #bsd meme #bsd official art

No memes today. I just want Soukoku fans to read this fic if they haven’t because it’s fcking beautiful.

#I was screaming your name through the radio #ao3 #soukoku fanfiction #soukoku fanfic #skk au #skk fanfic #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #dazai #chuuya nakahara #anime

HC SKK #6

Kidnapper: Hello… we have your boyfriend…

Chuuya: You have Dazai??!!

Chuuya: Thank god. You can keep him.

Kidnapper: *sobbing* no, please take him back

#he probably enjoyed it #chuuya has to go save snow white again #soukoku headcanons #skk hc #soukoku #bungou gay dogs #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs #anime #gay anime boys

bro really woke up and said ‘let’s cosplay osamu dazai’

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SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...

Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.

And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.

Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.

The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?

PM members: Not this shit again!

And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'

Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...

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I really wanna fic this. I can hear Chuuya screaming “You bastard! You fucking bastard!” inside my head and think of all the potential angst I’m dying

Chuuya: I hate Dazai I wish he was dead

Also Chuuya: *saves his skinny ass every single season*

Dazai: