I'm only here because I don't know how to use the door

@doublevictory

I'm Signe [see-neh] (or ['siˑnə] if you speak IPA), 36 years old, work as a literary translator, and I was born and raised in that tiny, odd country in the cold North called Denmark. I obsess over weird things, and currently these include four British men doing improv comedy. There will also be puppies. And kitties. Kthxbai! XD

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And then there was me rewatching The Milkman for the first time in a long while and having to pause the video for several minutes because I was literally crying actual tears of laughter at the 8-year-old boy who sounded like a 45-year-old plumber from Essex.

#i should probably go to bed i might be overtired #shoot from the hip #sfth #the milkman

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

wholeheartedsuggestions

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

Do you sometimes intentionally ragebait yourself by looking at blogs you have blocked?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

#i don't even know where to find the blogs i've blocked

vancruejovi

b1rd1e

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

ihni

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

ihni

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

#geese #a micro-penis #i have pepsi max at home

fallout-lou-begas

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on