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The Mayans had mastered water pressure and had fountains and toilets as early as 750 AD. Aztecs had running water and sewage.

The Victorians In the mid-1800s were dying of cholera because they just dumped their raw shit in the river Thames. They wouldn’t shower for months at a time because they were afraid of the polluted water.

groovyseb

Incans had created aquaducts in the slopes of the vast Andes mountains to reach the emperor, cities and farmers who used agricultural terraces.

Mayans, Aztecs, and Incans were far more advanced than the savage Europeans.

tacochella

I’M CONVULSING THIS IS PEAK 2018 JOURNALISM

quinzel-isley

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

mybeltruns

grandpa got game

australiansanta

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

owlmylove

[distantly] THAT DOG

ruinedchildhood

sipisttoo

I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk

I BEG YOUR PARDON

sipisttoo

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

1dietcokeinacan

@theocseason4

theocseason4

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING JOURNALISM

stream

mahoippu-deactivated20200905

this is gay privilege

megamindmutual-deactivated20191

Can none of you read

ruinedchildhood

“We have some extra food do you want some?”

“I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?”

“You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay”

unclefather

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

unclefather

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

timnordwind-deactivated20130819

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

marisatomay

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

marisatomay

the thing about siblings is I wanted a dog and I got a younger sister and then a younger brother instead and you love them and would die for them but you’re also ready to take them out at any second zero (0) hesitation and because you’re forced to spend all of your time with these other humans for like the first 20 years of your lives all of that love and anger manifests itself into sarcasm and arguments and tricking them into doing stupid shit that you knew would end bad and it’s all surrounded by a constant refrain of “don’t tell mom”

I don’t know a single set of siblings that shows their love and devotion to each other by always getting along and always being super affectionate and supportive all while calling each other “big sis” and “little bro” (if i wanted to be that condescending I would do better than pointing out birth order) but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other it’s just shown in different ways