find me when i'm drunk

doug '98

[youlovetoseeit]

29 Puns to Make You Roll You Eyes…And Then Laugh (x)

[ruinedchildhood]

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[porterr-robinson]

[videochrome2]

[urhajos]

Riusuke Fukahori creates incredible depth in his artworks by painting a layer at a time onto acrylic resin, until a 3-dimensional image is formed, sort of like how 3D printers work. via awesomer

Click for more photos!

[morkwalls]

did you say painting

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

oh h

he l

he literally paints it

in three dimensions

into the basin

he

literally

paints it in three dimensions

he

l iterally

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[roseverdict]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[ampervadasz]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[giant-black-cat-huh]

I scrolled and saw my face

[candiikismet]

Was this cat employed to do this? Like is she the biggest baddest bird in yo building catchin mf in the game? And they called her?!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

So the agression and predatory behavior was bred put of wolves when the became dogs…. whereas cats…. literally just shrunk. They are all the same animal.

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[supermarioblosblog]

Have you seen Luigi?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yeah! He went that way!

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[namrekeya-deactivated20161028]

me: I don’t like sharing anything about my personal life with strangers.

someone on the bus bumping into me: oh, sorry.

me: it’s okay, I’ve been hurt before. it all started at the onset of 2015 and

[everythingfox]

Sleepy duck

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[fuckyahumor]

i’m pingu