chuck that man into the contraption
Is this what we keep throwing our favorite characters in?
PLEASE don’t throw me in there

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@dovahbeat
chuck that man into the contraption
Is this what we keep throwing our favorite characters in?
PLEASE don’t throw me in there
“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPreganté
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it
Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you
if a trans man needs to hide the fact that he's trans in order to access any form of male privilege, i simply do not believe that is real privilege. i will, and never will, accept that the closet is a privilege. any queer person can go into the closet to access "privilege," and it's dumb when you all try to argue that bs too. are you not tired of making the exact same arguments about recycled queer groups every 5-10 years? nothing is ever new except the New Queer Enemy really IS privileged and evil this time, we promise!
transmascs : hey so our lives are closely tied to women's rights, we are affected by legislature restricting reproductive rights, and we would not be able to express ourselves at all if it wasn't for the work of feminists in the last two centuries and -
TRFs : transmen need to shut THE FUCK UP about feminism it's not about YOU birthday boy, check your privilege #bombthatkillsallTMEs #transfeminism
Gonna piss off other transfems even more now. Yall, I think transmascs genuinely have a good case for having more stake in feminism than us.
Reproductive rights and body autonomy are no fucking joke, and the patriarchy wants nothing more than to force them to be women. Cause, if people can just stop being women, if they can just be men, then the patriarchy has no real power.
The liberation of trans men is the final boss of the patriarchy, proof that people can be free to simply walk away from what it has assigned to them.
Liberating trans men is how we liberate us all; we have to stand with them, for our own survival just as much as theirs.
We can't lose them; I don't know why so many of my transfem sisters can't see how important transmasc people are, but know that if we lose them we are all damned.
If you won't stand with our transmasc siblings out of love, I frankly can't understand you; but if standing with them has to be selfish, then know that our only hope of being free to live our own lives rests with them just as much as us. You can't be free without them; if for whatever gods forsaken reason you can't love them, remember you need them.
Your aura is rancid
Okay. But my cat is named riolu and these drawing always encapsulate him so well just by coincidence.
He also HATES my sister's cat, Tod.
So when tod once occupied Riolu's self designated spot on my bed, he gave me such a look. I call it "betrayal face". It has the same vibes as this drawing.
Theres also this one that just makes him look mad/fat/Jabba the hut
Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote
i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually
I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept.
Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast
okay the cat is gone so imma try to yap
Beastwalker AU lowkey reminded me of an AU me n my partner @dovahbeat came up with, loosely inspired by @/monsoon-of-art’s Pokerus AU
There have been reports of a deviant gore-magala roaming the area. one with control over mutated strain of frenzy. This mutated frenzy has been found to slowly transform its infected into rabid monsters. Like a werewolf but worse, mostly permanent and far more painful bc of the slow progression of the virus.
Tell me more about sabri and cyrus.... Who would they meet, what's their fave foods, hobbies? Odd biological quirks that come with being constructs? Like. Random little side effects of it, the stuff that gets over looked. Not the main stuff. Give me the DEETS
Uhhh heres a little tidbit, bone apple teeth
- Being a construct does come with weird quirks, though they function a bit differently compared to each other due to environmental circumstances, they are fundamentally the same concept.
- Both boys have enhanced senses, strength, endurance, and speed, more so than their modern day human counterparts, though there are some differences, the most noticeable one being how they function around food.
- Both of them need to eat, however its common for them to go days sometimes even weeks without food, especially if theres other sources of energy to keep them sated (which isn’t common as they feed off different types of energy)
- Cyrus was designed this way, as it was assumed that was the blueprint for humans from the beginning, but Sabri only developed the need to eat after he was captured by Cyrus’s creator (whose name i still need to figure out)
- Cyrus cant taste (this is a flaw in his genetics, he should have had taste), most of his enjoyment of food comes from smell and texture, which both senses are extra heightened as a compromise. He loves to cook but because he cant taste it and was never taught proper cooking standards, most of his dishes come out tasting horrendous, his food is either overly seasoned for the smell or burnt for the texture. Often times both.
- Meanwhile Sabri CAN taste, however he wasn’t intended to, as he wasn’t intended to eat either, as a result the wires in his brain are a little… crossed. He cant tell good tastes from bad tastes, and as a result he can, has and will eat literally anything you tell him is edible. Honestly he probably leans into it just to mess with people. Ya boy is chugging pure Wylk Ketchup just to fuck with you.
- Together they are a fatal cooking combo. Do not trust either of them to feed you, you will probably die.
- They also have a reduced need for sleep, though unlike eating, which helps them produce energy, sleeping only serves to conserve what energy they have, like sleep mode on a computer, they only find it necessary to sleep when resources are scarce, they would often take turns sleeping while the other went and searched for food to burn and keep watch for hunters
- That said, Cyrus hates sleeping, he would rather spend all his energy at once then refuel with an excessive amount of food than conserve it, though energy sources are easier to come by for him, so that contributes quite a bit to his reasoning
- Sabri meanwhile likes to take frequent naps so he only uses energy when he needs to. As a result he eats much less often than Cyrus, Who will eat 5 times in the time it takes for Sabri to need to eat 1 time. He requires a much more refined type of energy to sustain himself compared to Cyrus so conserving what he has is esp important.
You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
I got a BOW!
FUN FACT. I slactually practiced archery a bit as a kid. Wasn't particularly good or anything but it was fun!
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge
Spiders jpg
Woah dude
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
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