lameass loser wannabe

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[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[oknope]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[lesbiabraxas]

Congratulations! Looks like you found yerself a gem. You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for the legeendary crown a’ wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Lemme seee what I can offer

[xetl]

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god

[theweirdwideweb]

[catchymemes]

[horsecrash]

can’t believe this is the first cat in the world… what an icon

[happy-radio]

fucking

SICK

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

This is the cyberpunk 2077 we should have got

[roaringstream]

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

My cat…. is….. disabled? Why is this website so stupid

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[silk101]

u kno when every single app on ur phone is so boring and u think what’s the fucking point. What’s the point of any of this shit. Why do we post photos of ourselves online why do we care what strangers are up to. Why do we keep seeking validation from strangers why is this all happening and why does it matter so much to so many of us