Dennis

just a silly little guy

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[olliemnjones]

[urlocalcarpet]

My boyfriend( @play3r-on3 ) fucking made this shit cause it came to him in a vision

[trggrwxrning-deactivated2025082]

yeah. he fucks but there ain’t no way he fucks normally.

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[google-searchhistory-official]

"You need to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you."

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[hayscodeviolation]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[honeylemonntea]

[lukanthropi]

[grungelvrr222]

created a dps meme. hope y’all find it as funny as i do lol.

[dr-huckleberryy]

Real

[grungelvrr222]

it took me all day to create this it was EXTREMELY hard to create since im new to this. but i found this funny

[animatedtext]

requested by davvie-duke-darling

[dr-huckleberryy]

GOD, I'M HOMOSEXUAL FOR A REASON

[thedeadpoetsraven]

𝑂𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑎 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔.

— Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

[amymbona]

[schaefschaef]

bitches be like “my little princess” and it’s a grown man