this guy, right here.

john/18/iowa. I enjoy shitposting. 

[75orchids]

[umjammercammy]

[puyopuyo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[teenscoolest]

lmao he said “bloop”

[powerfulwizard]

i think a lot of you would be a lot happier if you stopped pretending to be characters from murder animes

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

how pissed would you be if you just saw a scary face out of nowhere

[nilvoid]

real mad

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

me too

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

depends, is it a face my buddy makes as a friendly joke or a real scary face? if it was my buddy i would be a little peeved but i would forgive him eventually and we would share a laugh. if it was a really real scary face i would be pretty upset

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

like a scary face of supernatural origin

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

ooooooh i would probably be very mad. i do not like being frightened.

[tealesbian]

Hi I am trying to meet more milfs, any tips for me? -from one lesbian to another

girl we’re in a pandemic give it up for a minute

[semusepsu]

same energy

[magiashley]

twitter sucks so fucking much there are like 30 accounts named like “images preceding legendary events“ and 80% of their posts are the first frame of a mediocre tv show’s intro

it’s so bad it’s like we devolved back to the days of “if you remember this, your childhood was awesome!”

[sandopede]

why does everyone on tumblr act like this website is so much better there are 100 blogs on this website that just make prideflags for characters who pee or whatever 

[magiashley]

when did i ever say this website is better

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[baeddel]

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

[like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-head]

It’s designed that way. 

[baeddel]

im not even from your country!!!

[anarchblr]

it’s designed that way.

[patrik-star]

[porunareff]

Rohan runs like a dumbass :///

[chromolume]

I don’t agree with tumblr’s whole “you can’t enjoy this thing because it’s problematic” vibe, but watching Friends is weird now knowing that the actor who played Chandler led an invasion of Japan in 1863, which led to the forceful Westernisation of the isolated country.

[lamiasinstockings]

1853.

[chromolume]

I’m sorry, yes, the actor who played Chandler in Friends invaded Japan in 1853, not 1863.

[dameednaeverage]

“team of people and there’s one girl” is literally the worst trope and I’m Tired of it

[tumblunni]

its so weird because its always like “we need one of each personality trope” and then “this one’s personality is girl”

[babyanimalgifs]

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

[pale-manmi]

OH MY GOD THE cat is enchanted

[rilli-luci]

@corixr

[ro-zden]

I like to think this piece is called “The Kitten’s Lullaby”, and it was considerately written not to use the very keys his cat occupies.

[feltelures]

Sarper actually does write the music he plays on Instagram, and that one of his (nineteen) rescue cats is a regular at the piano, so it’s very, very likely he wrote that piece with his little friend’s comfort in mind.

He has a crowdfunding page for his rescue kitties, because feeding and caring for 19 cats on a piano teacher’s salary is…difficult. Please consider donating if you’re in a position to do so!

https://gogetfunding.com/help-me-take-care-of-my-19-rescued-cats-3/

[mammafairchild3]

@softthyla

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[tamizhnadu]

no one:

american cereal marketing companies: what if our mascot was forbidden from or a wanted criminal for eating their own cereal

[gl0wc0r3]

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