clown in the gravity department

barnaby ❂ he/him ❂ 25

[draconicdetective]

there are so many things id rather do / than fall in love and end up with you

❂ adrian barnaby c ❂

im a trans clown who really likes nelward, has too many stuffed animals, and collects tamagotchis. please talk to me i want to be your friend and hold hands

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[weepingchoir]

wife, driving: “that is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. four balding men in a pearl-white mercedes-benz convertible. with the top down. in december. too busy giving each other handjobs to use the turn signal. *coughs cuz she has the flu*”

[weepingchoir]

[ulibeanzz]

dont mind if i dont

[girldraki]

$300 swarovski bok choy

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[plumbogs]

The Sims 2 Lezzing It Up Stuff

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[boccher]

we taught a lib that data centres are essential infrastructure which they have relied on for 3 decades now and that opposition to data centres won't stop all imperial infrastructure being colonial, and the lib shot themselves

[boccher]

not to imply that protesting data centre construction is bad, do that for sure, we just also need to understand that if the protest succeeds then the data and infrastructure companies are just going to move on to the next most vulnerable population until they can find one without the capacity to protest, and this will continue for as long as global imperialism survives

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[loreleywrites]

ok so many people in the notes are talking about meal planning and leftovers and no. thats not what this is about.

leftovers and meal plans dont matter

dinner mystery isn't "i dont have food" its "what will my brain and/or body allow me to eat rn?" and thats a much more complex mystery than either lefties or planning can solve

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[starplatimoon]

ft. @kuttblueberry 's benrey

based on this:

[pjackk]

[pjackk]

Cloutless morons...... Now ive blocked u all

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

[theehorsepusssy]

[northirish]

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had