Amorous Play

Disabled Queer trouble maker. Kinda crafty. Nsfw so 18+

[akindplace]

[funeraldoom]

Barbie, The Plastic Religion by Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini (2014)

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[bauliya]

arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she’s lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.

[captaincrusher]

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

[pansyfemme]

i hate the concept of ‘straight passing’ people bc none of you can seem to acknowledge that theres mspec people who arent straight passing

[pansyfemme]

this is a personal thing bc- as i have explained many times, i have a mother and a father, and neither of them are straight. My father is a short, thin man who paints his nails, has a high voice, wears bowler hats and vests daily, and reviews theatre for a living. My mother (although she is now more feminine presenting) has short, curly hair (which she had shaved for a time) a deep voice, wears mostly overalls and work pants and used to be an organic farmer/painter. As you can imagine- my father, when he is not accompinied by my mother, is seen as a gay man. He is routinly hit on by men, asked about his ‘husband’ and gets profusly apologized to when he mentions his wife. My mother was reffered to by my aunt as an ‘ex lesbian’ (paraphrased) when she married my father. The fact that my parents have both been identifying as bisexual from the very start means very very little to those who make assumptions. However- when I say that I have two bi parents- its still assumed that they’ve “given up” their bisexuality- that they are the same as two heterosexual parents. I can tell you for a fact that the way I was raised was not by heterosexual parents. My dad bringing me to drag shows as a small child and my mother teaching me feminism and how to dress for myself as young as i could verbalise was not in vain. My parents are not ‘straight passing’. However- ‘straight passing’ is used for any m/f relationship between two queer people. It’s fucked, really. It’s not ‘straight passing’- you just think that bi people are straight.

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[klapollo]

for those of you not in the know, the current jeopardy champion of the past month+ is a trans woman named amy schneider. she’s already the only woman in the top five regular season earning contestants and she’s made over 600k in prize money. and she’s still going as of today.

[klapollo]

update: Amy is now the highest earning woman in Jeopardy history with over 800k in prize money accumulated and still going, and Jeopardy openly acknowledging this has attracted the attention of standard issue transphobes, TERFS, fascists, you name it, all descending on her. Right-wing propaganda outlets like TheBlaze and media figures like Ben Shapiro have been broadcasting this to their huge followings and attracting a bunch of hateful comments towards her. Even the previous record holder, who happily congratulated Amy on her achievement, has had to fight off transphobes in her mentions.

Her twitter account is @jeopardamy if you want to show her some love or have the mental energy to report some of the assholes harassing her. Just a warning: they’re posting truly vile things to try and punish her for her success, so know what you’re getting into.

[onlytwitterpics]

[aqueerkettleofish]

#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wilwheaton]

I’ve seen this sentiment elsewhere, and I love it, so I’m going to reword it here: this young woman was so bored and over horny Lord Byron and his boring bullshit, she was like, “I need to get away from these dorks and do something entertaining with myself.” And Frankenstein (and science fiction) was born.

Science Fiction exists because a teenager got fed up with some creep and his bullshit. That’s just magnificent.

[chernobyl]

[artyphex]

I’m sorry this is just the funniest business move I’ve ever seen in my life. These dudes really took one of the most beloved and successful webshows there were, announced it’s end, let the internet mourn, and then two weeks later went “sike.” They’re doing the exact same thing except on their channel and their terms. They get to make more money and steal what was probably the biggest audience Buzzfeed had for themselves. I love this. Chaotic good at its strongest. I hope Buzzfeed furious

[stylestappen]

you're laughing. shane madej and ryan bergara just gave a bloodsucking souldraining media corporation the biggest middle finger possible and you're laughing

[home-and-having-tea]

Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

[pitseleh333]

from this ask polly

[jabberwockypie]

“ You’re like a working breed of dog that doesn’t have any sheep to herd. Do you know what happens to those dogs? They rip up rugs and chew shoes to tiny shreds, and then pace, and then grow depressed and violent. That’s what you’re doing to yourself with this pointless correspondence. You have so much potential, so much energy, so much sensitivity to the world, and you’re wasting it, and using it to eat yourself alive, using it to tell yourself that you’re worthless.”