Dracula Daily in Memes

The story of Dracula as told in memes inspired by Dracula Daily. See pinned post to read them in chronological order.

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To read the story of Dracula as told in memes in chronological order, click here.

[unhinged-soapbox]

At a certain point during watching a bunch of Dracula adaptations, you ask yourself: Is it me? Am I crazy? Did I miss the subtext? Am I bad at reading Dracula? Am I the world's greatest fraud?

And then you go back and reread some sections and feel immense relief.

[ealasaidh]

Sorry OP I cannot leave this in the tags.

[eclectic-cactus]

evey year may 9th feels like

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

today's dracula mail got me like

[fandomaddictwut]

Concept for a song in the Dracula musical about the voyage of the Demeter: sea shanty about the crew disappearing at sea but as it’s sung , fewer and fewer people are singing (getting yoinked off stage) until it’s just the captain left looking rather nervous.

[georgiacooked]

Dracula Daily sketch(es) for August 3rd

In which the first mate of the Demeter recounts seeing a ghastly apparition, and Lucy continues to sleepwalk.

[goddessofdandelions]

I for one think they should make a book accurate Dracula into two movies and the first is just a psychological thriller with Jonathan slowly realizing what Dracula is and that he’s trapped with this monster and it ends with Jonathan escaping and it’s unclear to the audience if he lives or dies. And then the second movie opens with hot girl summer

[memento-morieris-carpe-noctem]

May 24th

[mourningskvader]

[bleedinghearthypocrit]

I don't know what the hell was going on in my subconcsious last night, but I woke up this morning absolutely convinced that the reason why Quicey Morris' masculinity is so often mentionned is because he's trans, and the members of the Drac Pack are taking every opportunity to remind him that they support him.

Looks like I'll be scouring the entire book during Dracula Daily for any suppoting evidence of this.

[prokopetz]

Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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official linguistics post

[animate-mush]

This is why we don’t have Quincey’s diary

[forthegothicheroine]

The Good Place characters and how fast they’d pick up on Dracula

Eleanor: If Eleanor came to Transylvania on a business trip it was definitely a scam on her part to begin with, so her mental transition would be going from “I am scamming this rich old guy” to “Maybe this rich old guy is scamming me?” She’d figure it out, but the question is whether she’d do so before throwing herself headlong into seduction by the vampire brides.

Chidi: On the one hand, Chidi would be desperately trying not to judge Dracula for different cultural customs and be polite to the point of endangering himself. On the other hand, William Jackson Harper said Chidi would have survived Midsommar because he would have bolted the second things started to get weird, so by that logic he might have just frozen in place when the villagers warned him about the castle, panicked about whether it was worse to break his business promises or offend their cultural customs, and not gotten on the carriage.

Tahani: Tahani wants to make a good impression on aristocracy. Tahani is doomed.

Jason: I actually think Jason would figure out that Dracula was bad news pretty quickly, just not necessarily that he was a vampire. He’d start by going everywhere he wasn’t supposed to, learn this dude is some kind of serial killer kingpin, and then when Dracula says “You can go but there are wolves outside!” Jason would say “Sweet, bro!” and go out and get eaten by wolves.

[likeappletrees]

obsessed with the dracula daily community on this website. not only is everyone reading the emails again and listening to the podcast, but now our good friend jonathan harker is stuck in a time loop. i love it here

[internetwerewolf]

Jonathan Harker: This is my fiancée Mina, and Minas girlfriend Lucy, and Lucy’s Fiancé Arthur, and Arthur’s Boyfriend John Seward, and Seward’s boyfriend Quincey, and

[vetiverriver]

Finding out Dracula has a mustache delivered psychic damage I was not remotely prepared for

[ohfolie]

hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

[shipsonmymind]

“I did not sleep well, though my bed was comfortable enough, for I had all sorts of queer dreams. There was a dog howling all night under my window, which may have had something to do with it; or it may have been the paprika…”

— Jonathan Harker, in Dracula by Bram Stoker