Weird-and-socially-awkward

Heyyyyy ask me anything u like Ok so I guess I'm supposed to say stuff about my self here um... A skeleton || Pan || New Zealand || trash queen that is not up for debate Needs more sleep.

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[timbllr]

* by Alexey Dubinsky Via Flickr: instagram.com/alexeydubinsky/

[farm-lesbians]

Peridot has two hands. One to hold lapis hand, And the other to hold pumpkin. Lapis also has two hands, one to hold peridot’s hand, and the other to make water hands to destroy her enemies and protect her home and wife. :)

[animatedtext]

[luv-nattie]

@jackalopefreckles

[jackalopefreckles]

STOP CALLING ME OUT

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

[abannatii-deactivated20200930]

based off one of @lumorie’s posts !

[mothspaws]

[firstnonbinarypresident-deactiv]

I will carve out your pets ass

[wontlookaway]

I will make you eat my firstborn? What the fuck xD

[itty-bitty-obsessions-deactivat]

I will carb out OP’s dick

[kiwismoon]

I will wear OP’s neck

[darky01]

I will deep fry my pussy

Why would I do that to my cat? What did my cat do?

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

There is no U in the last column.

[faith-in-dean]

I will shatter someone’s stomach

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

i will deep-fry op’s newborn....

[problevvatic-deactivated2020112]

There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.

Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[justmaghookit]

when your ships are rare so you gotta make the content yourself like some kind of ARTIST

[andisupreme]

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

[pretz3l-log1c]

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[incorrectpinescone]

Wirt: How are we not dead?

Dipper: Spite.

[chamiryokuroi]

DemonBAE Masterpost

Someone asked for a list of the comics and the order to read them, I will also got through the posts but for now here you go guys!

This whole AU was created by @that-one-girl-behind-you and Myself. (I can’t believe how much content we have made for this au holy shit)

Fics:

Rose-colored Glasses

Hell is empty (the demons are all up here)

How to propose in Gravity Falls: a 5+1 story

Comics (Kind of in order):

Secret pt 1

Secret pt 2

Secret is out pt 1

Secret is out pt 2

Grunkles concern pt 1

Grunkles concern pt 2

Demoning 101

Date

Friendship

Summoning 101

Just a kid and his dog

Fashion pt 1

Fashion pt 2

Fashipn pt 3

Tragic Backstory pt 1

Tragic Backstory pt 2

Kick Ass

Deals pt 1

Deals pt 2

Deals pt 3

Deals pt 4

Deals pt 5

Extra Art:

Crossover from hell pt 1

Crossover from hell pt 2

Pacifica new look

Buttler Wirt

Beast Wirt

Sketches pt 1

Sketches pt 2

Sketches pt 3

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[chamiryokuroi]

That’s a fucking chayote and if they didn’t boiled it on salty water until soft they probably ate something gross (realized that they could also be unlucky enough to get the spongy ones and those suck)

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

if cooked right their really nice and if you grow them yourself it grows like a vine AND YOU GET LIKE SO MANy. 

my family roast them if me and my sister can be bothered going out to pick them

[tvandfilmdaily]

Kovu as eternal moods (requested by @mister-ds)

[markdaes]

Kirishima: Bro-

Bakugou: I had your fucking tongue in my mouth five minutes ago, don’t you fucking dare call me ‘bro’