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@dragon-herbarium
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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10
The ‘”MOM There’s a spider’” of lions.
i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair
Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?
buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle
snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog
the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose
as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine
Okay, I gotta ask…
1. Why was she angry?
2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?
I need to know.
1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach
2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh
I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!
“bratty garden hose” I’m dying
All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.
“ buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle “
I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!
did u kno that if you put a bell collar on an outdoor cat they will learn to hunt around the bell’s sound and then when you take the bell off they will be 1000x better at hunting
This kitty is on some next level shit [x]
green-eyed brown-skinned freckled natsu dragneel reblog if you agree
“We all go by the will of the Black Rabbit. When he calls your name, you have to go…” - Bigwig
Watership Down is one of my favorite novels by far, and I’ve long wanted to sculpt my take on the memorable grim reaper of rabbits. So here he is at long last! The Black Rabbit is hand sculpted on a real naturally deceased rabbit skull that has been cleaned by me, then stained in teas and spices for a weathered patina. He has fur details, torn flesh, a fully detailed mouth with lots of drool (look at that tongue!) and sunken red eyes that glow orange-red in the dark. Oh Frith! It’s enough to make even the stoutest Owsla buck go tharn and call for his marli!
Made by Silver Skull Creations
This is a description for a calendar but I like it bc it makes it sound like Mario is gonna give me the emotional and financial support I need to get my life together in 2018.
The bros is here for you
reblog stability mario to have your shit together in 2018
OH MY GOD
A smol awoo
This reduced me to tears
This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy
He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:
Miscellaneous D&D physiology headcanons:
Halflings can stuff their cheeks like hamsters. It looks really gross.
Dwarves are immune to alcohol poisoning and can’t actually get drunk; “dwarven ale” is an elaborate and improbably successful practical joke.
Elves have a part of their brain devoted to detecting sarcasm.
Orcs respond to umami/savory flavours the same way that humans respond to sweet ones; the taste of cheese is mildly addictive to them.
Gnomes can smell fear.
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its a forest puppy
whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!
apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes
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yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing
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i love them thank you for the advice
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and
The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank.
@voidbat This is important
some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.
@justic-aauuuaahhhh
WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.
Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED
relatable seals at the end there
“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”
I need more of this shit!
Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.