Potatoes and Molasses

Jan 4 • She/Her • 32• Ain’t No Fish Inside

[chasing-caws]

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

[chasing-caws]

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

[july-19th-club]

[theblob1958]

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

[notahorseindisguise]

actually this bangs im taking this out of the tags

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[guerrillatech]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[pie-bean]

[jelastronaut]

[correctopinionhaver]

"It was called the Skeleton War. It used to be really big around here during Halloween."

[robertreich]

Punishing college students for protesting him. Pressuring TV networks to fire late night talk show hosts for criticizing him. Suing newspapers for reporting he doesn’t like. If this were happening in another country, what would you call it? [Cartoon by @ivan_ehlers]

[ladscrowkid]

Twt : @abwi_str ✨

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[ewaneneollav]

[revedas]

No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.

[schofielded]

They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

[teaboot]

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

[akiyty]

[charlesoberonn]

There's a tournament arc with different Dwarven forgemasters competing to create an artifact worthy of her affection. She secretly helps the underdog guy she's already into complete his project.