Secretly a magical meatball

I AM BANANA! 🍌 She/Her 💅 22 ✨ Bisexual 🌹 I like cats 🐈‍⬛ A lot of Ocs, my main girl is a witch 🔮 Remaking the Creeps comics with my oc ✍️ Cute and spooky content in here 👻 DNI MAPS AND PEDOS 🔪 I am one meltdown away from breaking into your house and stealing your kneecaps. This isn't a threat. This is a promise. Hide yo caps boy, I'm coming.

[thebananaiscold]

CAN I DRAW ASHLEY AGAIN PLSS

🥺 OMG YESSSS!!!! Thank you!!! I love when people draw ma girl!!! 💜

[thebananaiscold]

Hey guys!!! I'm not dead!!! :0

Was originally gonna post something of the black and white striped stinky man and his hot witch waifu, but was STRUGGLIN (still working on them tho! :D), enjoy this drawing of cotton candy clown girl and her weird pet floofy candy cat/bunny creature.

feel free to suggest a name for her pet. its a girl cat/bunny candy thing.

[thebananaiscold]

bruh today and almost all of last week has been the absolute WORST

last Wednesday our water heater unexpectedly took a shit and we had to pay like 800 dollars to replace it.

Friday we got pulled over after I got out of work and drug searched by three cops because someone from my work thought my parents were doing drugs in the car (they weren’t) but we got fines for the inspection sticker and insurance

Saturday I had to call off because I couldn’t get to work ( car is in the process of getting inspected and my brother couldn’t give me ride)

then last night I twisted the wrong way and now I cant sit or bend without being in severe pain, my lower back is killing me and I got to wait until 2:00pm for my chiropractor appointment.

I honestly don’t even know how the hell I'm supposed to tell work I can’t come in again tomorrow. It’s so much bad shit at once I probably wouldn’t even believe it if it didn’t fucking happen to me. I have paid time off but I don’t know if I can use it for tomorrow or if I had to give like a week notice in advance to use it and I’m honestly scared and embarrassed to call work and ask. I already told them what happened on Friday and I feel like they won’t believe I actually injured my back.

[thebananaiscold]

Tell me why I got pulled over after work yesterday by three fucking cops with a drug dog because my parents were waiting in the parking lot to pick me up from work and a fucking agent at my workplace thought they were doing drugs in the car (they were rolling their own cigarettes). Had to wait outside the car for a fucking hour while they searched it for drugs. None were found of course, but embarrassing as fuck to be surrounded by three cops and a drug dog while cars are driving past and looking at us. super pissed that some fucking asshole from work called the cops on my parents. I GET PICKED UP AND DROPPED OFF BY THAT CAR EVERY FUCKING DAY. I know they can see that. Three cops and drug dog over fucking cigarettes!!?? Now I gotta go into work and act like everything is fine after this shit.

[thebananaiscold]

sorry for not posting anything for a while. Ive been busy with work and under a lot of stress.

I made a few mistakes on register today which led to me feeling like a dumbass and like everyone was judging me, which then led to me having a full on crying/hyperventilating mental breakdown at work today. I had to have my manager come over and cover for me on register for like half a hour so I could get my shit together.

[froggybrainz]

Just been thinking about the rat bastard Isaac

I want to make mine a fisherman instead of a carpenter like the og. Honestly, it was the fisherman tools that sound cooler than him using a carpentry knife on somebody. This man carries a filet knife on him, and I'll tell ya from my personal experience from working in a kitchen, those knifes are sharp af. He's used to gutting things at work, so it just makes sense, and nobody is gonna question why he's covered in blood most of the time.

Gave him a crooked nose and some missing teeth. Looks like a disgruntled Willie, but hey, they are related so. Really nervous guy flinches at most people due to the household he grew up in and boarding school the kids there weren't the nicest either... poor and dirty

Little Isaac always wanted to be a pirate, but hey, fisherman is pretty close, too!

Here's some clothing ideas I got inspired by for him

[thebananaiscold]

obsessed with his SpongeBob ass teeth. Bro could knaw open a fucking soup can with them chompers

[homocidalpotat]

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone

Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun

[froggybrainz]

Thank you! @edens-meadow

My tags shall be @thebananaiscold @anonymous-spooks @sillysarahsthings @sweetpayaso

I don't know who else got tagged, so hopefully, I don't bug yall!

[thebananaiscold]

thank you for the tags @edens-meadow and @froggybrainz :3

I shall tag @sillysarahsthings @sweetpayaso @p1nkm1lkslug @eclairmilkshakes and @ninghttt

[h0ll0wt0wn]

I want more people to see this one

It's friggin hilarious.

[sillysarahsthings]

Thank you @anonymous-spooks for the LJ tea party request.

I made a Jackverse thing. :3

Ft: @ellzilla @sweetpayaso @anonymous-spooks @xxsweetoothxx @the-art-ghost @thebananaiscold

[thebananaiscold]

he would.

he would steal the cookies 🍪

[thebananaiscold]

Here’s a pic of my cat enjoying the heater a lil too much.

Also….. his BEANS 🐾

[fattuccini-afraido]

Slenderman: Stressed.

Jeff: Depressed.

Tim: Possessed.

Toby: Obsessed.

Y/N: Impressed.

Laughing Jack: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...what?

Laughing Jack: I just wanted to join in.

[thebananaiscold]

Ash Jack content because i was too lazy to draw on valentines day. 🖤💜

Quality is ass on purpose.

I love drawing these two as crappy quality lil gremlins

[caligocacophony]

Went from Eliza Rickman to Will Wood real quick, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY

[thebananaiscold]

AAAAA

This is so cute 😭 ❤️

[thebananaiscold]

Happy Valentines

( especially Ashley Blackhart)

AWWW THANK YOU!!! ^W^

Ashley gives florah a box of chocolates and purple roses in appreciation!!! 💜 🫂

[thebananaiscold]

I’m probably gonna post Valentine’s Day stuff tomorrow. I was busy as hell today, didn’t have time to draw anything 😭

[creeps-and-pasta]

love loses </3

[thebananaiscold]

and we all know the divorce is Jack’s fault

#problematic middle child vibes

[thebananaiscold]

tell me why ALMOST EVERY FUCKING TIME I’m at the store and I’m paying for stuff with MY money, the cashier tries to hand my change back to my dad. Like BITCH! WHO. THE. FUCK. GAVE. YOU. THE. MONEY!!??? HAND ME, MY FUCKING CHANGE! NOT HIM!