Something Clever

I don't even know anymore.

[craftlands]

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[carnage-cathedral]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[lovertm]

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: dark fabric with pink print on it that reads "Don't talk to me about your weight loss journey" surrounded by white stars. End ID]

[kitteh]

@invaderskoodge

[bebebese]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[lovertm]

pins by Abprallen

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[anthonyhurd]

What’s your number 1 take away from 2025? Mine is clearly this: We’re not going anywhere.

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[angelicguy]

[hexcolour]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[anonymousalchemist]

happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.