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[maythefoxbewithyou]

[betweenlinebreaks]

Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?

[joannanullo]

Ugh what a cutie

[vvhatmighthavebeenlost]

I NEED IT

[earth-sister]

I need 12

[allmyheadmateshateyou]

foxes aren’t canines…

[maythefoxbewithyou]

WELL, they’re certainly not felines.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I’m going to textgrab from this post by prokopetz:

I often see foxes referred to as “catdogs” on Tumblr, but I wonder if folks realise how true that really is.

There’s a phenomenon called convergent evolution that occurs when two taxonomically unrelated species exploit the same ecological niche. The features that are needed to best take advantage of a given niche are pretty much the same everywhere you go; thus, over time, those species will become anatomically and behaviourally similar, even though they’re completely unrelated.

And foxes? Foxes are what you get when an ecosystem has no native small felines, so a canine species evolves to take advantage of the ecological niche that would have been exploited by a small feline, if one existed.

In other words, a fox is literally what you get when a dog tries to cat.

So, in a way…

[chibisquirt]

#omg #I knew I had a huge reason for loving foxs #other than #you know #loving fox

[owlbear33]

on a similar note, hyenas are what happens when there are no dogs so felines fill that niche, Hyenas particularly spotted hyenas are wolfcats

[dakrolak]

*mind blown*

[knightless]

@captainchibale

[babyanimalgifs]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck

he was clowning then and he’s clowning now

[d0wn2cl0wn-blog]

hes still clowin around

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

need a shirt that says “clowning then” on the front and “clowning now” on the back

[brucebocchi]

this is one of my favorite simpsons gags ever and a photoset wouldn’t do it justice

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Apparently at some stage Valve was pitched these amazing designs by Drew Wolf and considered adding female variations of the Team Fortress 2 characters. For some reason failed to recognize how awesome this would be.

A shame because many of these would have really elevated the standards of video games and perhaps inspired certain other titles to work harder.

- wincenworks

[squeakitties]

current mood: that tf2 video of the demoman that misses all 8 stickies, all 4 grenades and all melee swings, his entire team dies, and he waltzes onto the point to win the round

[squeakitties]

[garfield-minus-jon]

[hoofclid]

I can’t get over how happy he looks… I like to think that Shining Armor has tracks threaded through most of the castle so a train trundles by every once in a while.

(Edited cos I wrote hands instead of hooves)

[idontusethisfollowmeontwitter-d]

i paused kitchen nightmares and it looks like gordon ramsay is being sucked into the void

[quasarjoe]

Looks like some fucking Jojo shit

[hatsuzookie]

MY STANDO “HELL KITCHEN” SHALL JUDGE YOUR CUISINE.

[carmessi-deactivated20181217]

i’m not srry for this

[hakuledieu]

[babyanimalgifs]

via @lebaneseplease

[demilypyro]

“Toblerone’s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith’s anime” is a real sentence you can say

[verifiedaccount]

[dragonslayeracademy]

don’t tell Gary Larson what to do, peasant!

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[jedthewolfdog]

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

[bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d]

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

[prokopetz]

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[npr]

Chances are, you have an opinion about Miley Cyrus.

The 24-year-old pop singer got her start as a kid on the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana in 2006. She released her triple-platinum debut album, Meet Miley Cyrus, in 2007 — and has rarely been out of the headlines since, for everything from drug use to sexualizing her image to charges of racial appropriation.

Cyrus spoke to NPR’s Lulu Garcia-Navarro about embracing all versions of herself, confronting controversy and drawing inspiration from her family — including her godmother, Dolly Parton. Hear the radio version at the audio link, and read more of their conversation below.

‘I’m Not Afraid Of Who I Used To Be’: Miley Cyrus On 'Younger Now’

Photo: Jean-Baptiste Lacroix/AFP/Getty Images

[dragonslayeracademy]

parts of this interview rubbed me the wrong way. overall I’m still cool with Cyrus though.

[pr1nceshawn]

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[pbrim]

My dad was a veterinarian in the meat animal industry so here is an explanation of why medium rare is a thing with steaks, but not chicken:

In beef, what you worry about is e. coli.  In healthy live cattle (and they must be healthy to be butchered for consumption) e. coli is only in the digestive tract but it can escape and contaminate the outside of the beef during slaughter and butchering.  The bacteria does not migrate to the interior of the meat as there is no circulation to take it there.  So you can eat beef where the inside is less cooked as long as the outside is well seared to kill any bacteria that may be on it.  Hamburger should always be thoroughly cooked because it is all “outside”.

With chicken, the concern is salmonella, which is found through out the body of the chicken.  Chickens can tolerate it, it doesn’t make them noticeably sick, but humans can not, so the entire meat must be cooked enough to kill any bacteria present in the meat.  As a note, it used to be believed that salmonella was not passed on to the eggs and in fact in the 1950′s, when my dad was in Vet school, studies showed it was not present in the eggs even if it was present in the hen.  That’s why there used to be a lot of recipes that used raw eggs, it was safe then.  However due to some change in the bacteria, or changes in egg-farming practices, it is now found in eggs as well.  The amounts are small, and if you are eating eggs within a couple days of being laid it’s probably not a problem, but store eggs are old enough for bacteria to have reproduced to dangerous levels and the liquid interior allows it to spread all through the egg.

As a side note, with pigs the concern is trichinosis, a parasite that used to be common in pigs and spread to humans through under-cooked pork.  However, it has been essentially eliminated in commercially produced pork these days.  It should be safe now to eat “medium rare” pork, but trichinosis was so horrible and the fear of it so ingrained that it is rare to see pork that is not well done.

[dragonslayeracademy]

I’ve eaten raw eggs all my life in homemade cookies, and I do not fear them. Then again, I have my own hens. I will never eat “medium rare chicken” because it don’t exist. that shit’s raw and not fit to eat. As for pork, even if what this post says is true about trichinosis...it’s especially true about the ingrained fear. Side note, there are a lot of little hygiene rules in the bible that make sense-wash your hands, if your house gets mildew or mold don’t live there anymore, don’t eat certain meat-most of the do not eats meats are known parasite carriers.