Here be Dragons

Catholic leftie, white, he/him pronouns, adult, I've been on here for 10 years but I still don't know how to use tumblr.

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[brapclinic]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

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[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[qqchurch]

[thatsbelievable]

[pilferedinstagram]

[birds-in-posts]

California quail (Callipepla californica)

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[theonion]