Draiic of Hypixel

"You can do the thing!" Minecraft and MMO dork! Guild Wars 2 ftw.

[delmorii]

I JUST GOT THE FURTHEST I EVER HAVE ON THE WINTER WONDERLAND JP (WHICH IS JUST PAST THE ROLLY SNOWBALLS) AND JUST PURE WhAT ThE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS PRESENT FLOATY BULLSHIT FUCKERY WITH CANDYCANES AND MAGICAL FLOATING WHA T I S T H I S

[delmorii]

LIKE WHO MAKDE THIS CORPORATE DECIOSN LIKE YES NO ONE WILL THI NK WE’RE ON DRUGS IF WE PUT THIS IN HERE THIS IS ALL FINE WE’RE IN THE CLEAR CERTIANLY NO DRUGS IONVOLVNED

[delmorii]

A FCUKING DIAGRAM

[delmorii]

I AMGOING TO PUNCH SOMEIN E IN THIER FUCKIN KN E E S

[delmorii]

THE INSULTS I SLUNG DURING THIS PART

WERE PRETTY GOOD

“ALRIGHT SKELETOR YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY THWARTING A MAN IN A THONG NOT FUCKING UP MY JUMPING”

“IT’S LIKE THE SNOWFLAKE MANAGER JUST MONITORS THESE THINGS FLAWLESSLY, LIKE THE SNOWFLAKE JANITORS HAS POLISHED THEM UP WITH WAX AND TRAITOROUS THOUGHTS”

[draiic]

#probably with my brother while intoxicated #so #eyyyyy eyyyyy!

[surfacage]

some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

[sprachtraeume]

Does your cat ever meow at you in a particularly rude way and you’re like ,,,,eXCUse me do NOT talk to me like this i am your m o t h e r

[rusavia-deactivated20201207]

@duskbourne

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kat Swenski

[draiic]

soldier 76: why the fuck do you use so many contractions

mccree: y'all'd've known if you grew up in the south

soldier 76: i want to snap your neck

[deadwwwwhhhit-blog]

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

[pyreclaws]

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

[wacnordo]

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

[vizmedium]

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

[claimedlnd]

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

[starshapes]

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

[deactivated-blog]

[delmorii]

#halloween#don’t even try to stop me

IT’S FUCKING JUNE, ALEX

[draiic]

#stopmybrother2k16

Well maybe YOU'RE in the middle of June

[delmorii]

bc my dumbass decided v recently to work on sunrise, wish me luck im going after the gift of battle

i hate wvw so much

[draiic]

you should live tweet about it x3

[deactivated-blog]

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[draiic]

@duskbourne @dakarassteele

[delmorii]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you

[fenthras-deactivated20160806]

Critical Role episode 53 (feat. Vox Machina losing their shit): “I… have to confess something to you. Um. When you gave me that letter, you told me not to read it until you died.” “Yes.” “I read it immediately after you left.” “Oh.”

Bonus:

Bonus-Bonus:

[dyslexicblastoise]

Asked some people on twitter for a good Mercer quote. They did not disappoint. 

[ledamemangociana]

what do you call the character creation of scanlan shorthalt? birth reynolds

[sincerelyrf]

*walks in* 

*clears throat*

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