ani

she/they...shitposting n whatnot

[minced--oath]

woolly mangalitsa pigs

[guerrillatech]

[throwupgirl]

my pronouns? i havent a pronoun to me name fore i am penniless and own nothing but me cap and some newspapers to sell ya

[doggosource]

schloop

[midwestmuppet]

[theconcealedweapon]

Notice that the cop's response is to defend the hypothetical bad cop, not to distance himself and other cops from the bad cop.

If bad cops were rare, there'd be no desire whatsoever to defend them.

[lowpolyanimals]

Polish Dancing Cow

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[small-angry-turtle-deactivated2]

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[richietopzier-deactivated202005]

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[lastvalyrian]

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

[clusterb-itch]

[millymess-art]

this is why tumblr is still the best place to post art EDIT: some ppl have been asking for prints so here’s a link to my inprnt!

[sosuperawesome]

Mu And CoCo on Instagram / Etsy

[boo-topia]

I made some blobs for yall

[pissfizz]

A platypus?

[boo-topia]

[pissfizz]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

[turnways]

is mother fucker even an insult with the current emphasis on milfs?

I like to think that this ask was a prophetic message, sent by one of Gods very own angels

[ethans]

[mckitterick]

artist: Linnea Sterte

another of her cute frog prints:

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[askfordoodles]

Broke: Humans are inherently good

Broke: Humans are inherently evil

Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous