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"The Worldless Woods”
Paring(s): Qpr Dukeceit, Qpr Royality, romantic Analogical
Word count: 88,974 (Completed)
TW: Specified on AO3
Summary: Janus seeks an escape after being locked away by his parents his entire life, rushing through the dark and magical forest that separates his town from the rest of the world, hoping they won't find him. Tales of the fae and other terrifying creatures in the forest make him on guard, and he expects either death or an escape. What he doesn't expect is to encounter a faerie, who is not at all what he imagined one to be, and who is in many senses of the word, just as stuck as he is.
“Adventure Awaits!”
Paring(s): Platonic everyone?
Word count: 85,432 (On hiatus)
TW: Specified at the beginning of each chapter
Summary: A traveling bard, a researcher, a healer and a former thief end up traveling together after an unusual monster attack at a tavern. The world is starting to behave strangely, and threats to the artefact, The Mindsphere that keeps the world together, are lurking in the shadows.
Sanders Sides Fantasy AU
One-shots
"A drowsy morning"
Pairing(s): Moceit
Word count: 1,918
TW: A bit of self-deprecation
Summary: After a night of rushed and significant confessions, Patton wakes up in the morning with a certain fractionally fiendish fibber by his side.
"Late night baking" (Bullet point fic)
Pairing: Pre-relationship Moceit
Word count: 1,992
TW: None
Summary: Patton goes to the kitchen to bake during the night when he is sad. Janus notices.
"You make every day worth living"
Pairing: Royality
Word count: 2,151
TW: None
Summary: Roman is having a bad day. Patton finds him, and makes it a little better.
"Please don't walk out that door"
Pairing: Pre-relationship Anxceit
Word count: 3,486
TW: Cursing
Summary: Janus and Virgil try to talk to each other with varying success.
"I don't think the conversation's over" (AO3 Link)
Pairing: Platonic Anxceit
Word count: 8,535
TW: Drowning imagery and needle imagery (in metaphors), blood and an actual heart (in Remus shennanigans), manipulation, alcohol (no one gets drunk), cursing, angst with an ambiguous ending
Summary: Three days after Virgil leaves, Janus finds himself stuck in a time loop, as he tries to figure out how to make Virgil stay.
"It starts with love and it ends with you"
Pairing: Ambiguous Moxiety (Could be considered queerplatonic)
Word count: 6,757
TW: Cursing, references to feeling unwanted
Summary: Virgil never wanted a soulmate. The concept was frightening to him. That however, did not stop Patton Morales from showing up in his life.
Series
A victorian steampunk fantasy scientists and robots AU
“How two exasperated doctors adopted three robots” (AO3 Link)
Pairing: Platonic loceit
Word count: 7,360
TW: Gunshots
Summary: After being hired at the Neo-mechanical Engineering and Research Facility, Dr. Janus Dedrick began noticing some suspicious things going on there. He decided to take matters into his own hands, and look into it.
Meanwhile, Janus' frustrating colleague Dr. Logan Croft, had apparently gotten the same idea.
Ficlets (under 1000 words)
”Is water really wet?”
Pairing: Platonic loceit
Word count: 992
TW: Very quick remark about whether or not anything can be considered real.
Summary: Logan and Janus debate whether or not water is wet.
If you’re a USAmerican and rightfully horrified by what the government is doing right now, I just want to rq share 5calls. They have a really simple tool for finding your reps and contacting them, as well as a variety of scripts for anyone not confident speaking off book. Emails can be filtered out, phone calls, voicemails, and physical letters are much harder to ignore. Calling your reps isn’t the end all be all of anti-war action, but it’s a place to start while you process what the fuck just happened.
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
If you can eat and drink, sleep in a bed, read these words, and have a bank account—you have the power to help. Don’t stay silent. Do something for Gaza today.
The majority of trucks entering Gaza right now are commercial, not aid trucks— which means supplies are being bought, not donated. Cash is urgently needed to keep these deliveries going. Please consider supporting grassroots organizations in Gaza with a donation, especially on a recurring basis.
There has been catastrophic drop in Gaza donations after the ceasefire was announced according to several Gaza fundraisers and mutual aid networks. Don't stop giving!
I am really happy. I did not expect that I would get so much support, but you really supported me. Thank you. The donation link for my family is pinned on my page. 🤍
Israel announced a short while ago that Gaza has become a red combat zone. Since then, the bombing hasn’t stopped, and death chases us every minute.
I am Musab, a father of three daughters and husband to a strong and patient woman. We live in the heart of Gaza, which has turned into an open battlefield.
The ground shakes with every explosion, and innocent people are being killed around us. There is no safe place, no clean water, food is scarce, and there is no electricity. All we want is to survive. DONATE NOW
The Zionist occupation has threatened to cut off food and medicine completely from Gaza, even though supplies are already extremely limited, unless we move to southern Gaza — the Mawasi area — which barely accommodates a small portion of the population.
💔 Please help us survive by providing safety, food, medicine, and transportation for my wife and daughters.
My three daughters are trembling with fear under the relentless bombing Please save my innocent children, they have no fault other than being born here Their lives are in your hands and I am crying in helplessness and pain.
I've been thinking I really want to do something to try and help folks over in Palestine, so while I can't donate I want to at least help link to some of the general charities for folks there:
Here's arab.org's daily clicks for Palestine!
Here's eSims for Gaza!
Here's the Gaza Soup Kitchen!
Here's the linktree for the Sameer project!
Here's Crips for eSims for Gaza!
Please donate and helps spread the word if you can! If you're like me and can't donate, there's at least the daily clicks site you can bookmark and do!!!
two days ago, mosab wrote that his daughters have developed heat rashes. he tells us they are enduring high temperatures, dangerous even for an otherwise healthy person. (over 50°celsius, 122° fahrenheit)
today, he told me that his wife, aya, has collapsed from the heat and low blood pressure.
today, he shares that lama is still in urgent need of protein and aya has a severe vitamin D deficiency.
today, they have recieved only two donations in the last twelve hours.
today, the entire family of five, Mosab, Aya, Lina, Alma, Lama- are in danger of death. starvation, dehydration, heat exposure, illness, soldiers and bombs all threaten their lives.
today, this is my sincere plea: if you can donate, donate now. if you can share the fundraiser, share it now. they do not have the luxury of time.
My name is Musab Hamouda, and my wife is Aya Abu Al-Qambaz. W… Mosab Hammouda needs your support for "Help Us Start a New Life After Our Hom
Please don’t leave us alone we are suffering and need your support to save my family and children. Only 490 is left to reach the goal. Your donation now could save our lives please help us.
CALL TO ACTION: Let it be the biggest Global Strike
This is our collective duty to stop a genocide, it’s the minimum, but it makes the needed change!
On August 21st, the world will hear our voice. Global Strike means global resistance. We stand together to stop genocide and to prove that people united will never be defeated.