[minutia-r]

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

[realkaijuhavecurves]

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

[yellonolang]

never forget your roots

fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories

going to fanfiction.net at all

going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”

figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”

“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”

warning: lemon

though it may be more on the limey side of lemon

“summary sux just read it”

replying to reviews in the author’s notes

author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author

[angelinthefire]

#DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SONG FICS #FICS WITH SONG LYRICS INTERSPERSED THRUOUT PARAGRAPHS FOR THE WHOLE THING

[battibatt]

nobody talks about how ugly taking care of yourself can be

yes, sometimes it’s taking a warm bath and texting memes to friends and keeping an aesthetically pretty journal.

sometimes it’s crying silently on your couch at 3am, hugging yourself and reminding yourself that you’re a good person.

self care is not always ‘aesthetic’ and cute…and that’s ok. don’t be embarrassed, just do what you need to do.

[andyouknowitis]

DEAMUS IS REAL.

[julietsemophase]

AARGGGHHHH!!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

At this point, anti-smoking commercials are getting more annoying than smokers themselves

[alexander]

i want money n attention

[alexander]

btw here is my paypal

[alexander]

i knew id make it big

[fanonical]

harry potter au where everything is the same but harry is played by nic cage

[loudest-subtext-in-tv]

I think my favorite Martin expression in the entire show is the one right after Sholto says from behind the door, “Mr. Holmes, you and I are similar, I think.”

It’s one of the most damning expressions in the show, like… why would he make THAT face if it were just a statement of how Sherlock and Sholto are platonically similar? Most people just think it’s neat when their friends meet each other and realize they’re similar, but John’s face is just like, “HAH THIS IS REALLY MY FUCKING LIFE, I WILL NEVER ESCAPE”

[wenzhousoulmates]

(gifs by darlinglock)

[loudest-subtext-in-tv]

THERE IT IS. THERE IT FUCKING IS

[speciesofleastconcern]

[asriels]

fleur delacour falling in love with bill weasley because he sees her. his youngest brother looked and went hair-eyes-teeth-legs, thought body, thought sex. her whole life, men have been looking and seeing a thing, not a girl. since she turned thirteen and bud-breasts pressed up against her shirts and boys at school wanted to sit close, men back home lingered too long in hugs.

until she was fifteen she dressed herself in shame before she put any clothes on at all. wore everything a few sizes too big, a few inches too long. draped herself in thick fabrics to hide the body beneath them. never learned that hot eyes on her were the fault of their owners, not her. took the uncomfortable stares and the endless flirtation as a fact of life. was fourteen the first time she dared to say “stop looking!” and met only laughter.

it’s not until she’s nearly sixteen and her sister is turning ten that she sees eyes begin to slide over her and to gabrielle. a friend of their father’s, not even that deep into a bottle of wine, caresses a child-round cheek and murmurs a line from lolita, eyes too bright and lips too dry. gabrielle flickers a panicked glance around the room. that look is so familiar. the same hour fleur switches her baggy sweatshirt for a crop top and rolls her skirt over two inches. 

they will look at her. never at her sister.

Keep reading

[midnightssea]

Don’t think about Minerva McGonagall’s grief over all the students she outlived

[welcometonightcourt]

Well hello there satan

[geekinglikeaboss]

the HP fandom is voted most like to pop the fuck up outta nowhere 500 years after the series with a brand new reminder of just how tragic the character’s lives are.

[gaynedleeds-archive]

[blue-star-above-me]

Courage the Cowardly Dog has the absolute best out of context images though

[chillguydraws]

This show was modern art.

[shikagemaru]

Okay, but the IN-CONTEXT reasons for most of that shit are just as crazy. Like Courage got so scared a tiny cowboy rode out of his mouth and shot guns in the air. That is the reason that happened.

[highlandvalley]

[cookii-whore]

TOO MANY!!!!!

[mitchyep-deactivated20250529]

Grindr find of the day: the typical racist white boy

[thetreshboat]

Remember kids, it’s fine to out people just because they have a preference. It makes you the better person and totally justifies outing others online and putting their well being at risk.

Because god forbid they not want Asian or Hispanic guys, and especially how dare them for saying it in a slightly dumbass way.

[lilytad]

????????????????not wanting do date someone because of their race is literally racism?????????????wtf?

[thetreshboat]

So being gay and not wanting to date a woman is sexism them? Are gay men sexist? Having a body preference type is body shaming too I’m guessing, no matter what body type is excluded from your preferences?

It’s not racism. No one is obligated to be attracted to you, me, or anyone else.

[dreamydrarry]

hi! this is JK Rowling telling Evanna Lynch that she needs a Hufflepuff! Luna Lovegood married Newt Scamander’s grandson, Rolf Scamander, who was a Hufflepuff! enjoy the rest of your day/night!

[rae-of-the-day]

Educating the world one PowerPoint at a time

Batfam Characters Explained By Moi

PS: If you get on my back about the 2 million Batfam villains I didn’t include, I’m calling the goddamn GCPD on your ass