Life Is Heinous And Rae Is Hungry

Idk. That is all. she/they

[dravenistired]

I would like to introduce a concept I’m not sure has already been done:

Best friends who fuck. That’s it.

No falling in love, no realizing it was him all along- literally just two people who have crazy mind blowing sex and nothing else romantically. Like they don’t go on dates, they lowkey can’t stand each other, there’s no sweet kisses and cuddling, they just bang then watch movies or bicker about what looked better at the Met gala.

I would read the fuck out of a book about two people who tried dating, it ends in a disaster, and they still hook up because the sex is phenomenal. Bonus points if one of them actually gets a partner somewhere along the line and the partner is totally chill about it.

idk where this concept came from, but I want a TV show about it asap

[terraswallows]

Sometimes i’m completely fine and then my brain goes “women” and i’m like oh okay so we’re doing this now

[bambistjames]

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

[dravenistired]

istg I can fix her

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[dravenistired]

Achievement unlocked!

Achievement: new tism phrase

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[dravenistired]

So yall hos wasn’t gon tell me Tyler the creator had a new album? fake asses

[dravenistired]

tgirls 17+ hit my line pretty pretty pretty please

[dravenistired]

peeling off from my sister’s cheer practice to sing alone in the hall like a disney channel mc

not cause I think someone’s gonna catch me and be like “damn, you can sing! Wow!” but because I’ve been sitting to the side of constant noise and sensations and I need the regulation

[dravenistired]

Somehow my tumblr feed is literally all just lesbians and anime now.

I’m not mad, to be honest, this is awesome.

Though I’m realizing my deep dive into my little pony fanart and headcannons might have contributed to this new onset of lesbian/aroace content

and as a transmasc boyflux bisexual, I don’t know if I should be enjoying this as much as I am

[dravenistired]

YALL IT WAS FORESHADOWING IM A GENDERQUEER LESBIAN PFFFT

[dravenistired]

My brand of autism is making pizza at 6 am

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[dravenistired]

I am never saying deadname again

[dravenistired]

lwk might be in a silly goofy mood and post some ao3 fics

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[bingle-official]

this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF

[taketwo-moth]

What

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[dravenistired]

every year I see this post and my depressive is cured

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[dravenistired]

get it out of me please

I hate this so fucking much oh my god

I feel everything, I hear everything, I see so much at once, I can’t fucking do this

Fuck autism, fuck acceptance, I want to not be this way anymore

I can’t do this, I can’t live like this, it hurts

get it out get it out get it out get it out get it out

[dravenistired]

we were watching a show and I started singing one of the songs- this mf turned the volume down on the actual show because ‘I want to hear you sing’ he said

im not crying shut up you saw nothing