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dimetrodone

Lizard Warrior cats

xanaxfarts

pnglove

floorwax

a collection of some of my favorite animal crossing: city folk objects via (x)

deikshen

I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING

lynnthefrenchtoast

my favourite svsss trope will always be "anonymous helper shen yuan" because it just fits him so well. mr "i don't want to be screwed up by the plot" but also mr "i love luo binghe hes the center of the universe" always ends up with shen yuan being like "im going to help binghe as much as possible!!! from back here, of course. don't mind me, plot."

shen yuan transmigrated into a wife? he'll try to blend in and avoid his marital duties, while also accidentally reforming the system, and providing sex ed!

he transmigrated into a disciple? he'll stand up for binghe behind his back and sneak him food while thinking "don't mind me, just a random kind NPC" (he has already fully wife-beamed binghe)

if he transmigrated into a demon? well of course he'll write a guide book for anyone who happens to fall into the abyss, and of course he'll give specific directions to a certain sword and... luo binghe? why are you showing up at my door and proposing? i haven't done anything???

nothingbizzare

A moment together

binghespeerlesscucumber

Shen Qingqiu would’ve been stronger than Liu Qingge had his cultivation not been so damaged early on right? Like he loses all their spars but iirc holds up quite well for a good while each time.

Imagine a fic where Shen Qingqiu‘s meridants all get magically straightened out and fixed (probably via wife plot pollen idk) — the heart demons are still there of course but his cultivation would still improve significantly — and then he gets into a fight with Liu Qingge again and just…punches him into the ground.

They’re both surprised.

And after processing what happened Liu Qingge is also very much turned on.

thetablestspoon

Headcanon that Shen Jiu moves eerily quietly (years of depending on pickpocketing and/or shoplifting to not starve). He tends to just appear behind people and it really freaks most of his sect sibling out.

(Yue Qingyuan can move just as silently, but he conciously makes his presence louder because it fits the image of a strong, but approachable sect leader better.)

kelenia

POV you’re Airplane and you just yumeshipped too close to the sun

vampiresdontsleep

autismfox

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

thenyanguardparty

shoezuki

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

pansyfemme

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.