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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Oh, man - while I was in Nova Scotia this weekend my husband’s friend Alec tried to convince me moose were “cute” and “nothing to worry about,” and if that ain’t Canadian culture I don’t know what is.

[pdlcomics]

Scares

[mtndewbajablast]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[impishglee]

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

[impishglee]

Vsco girls wearing crocs and scrunchies have it right. Power to them and their overpriced water bottles. I wish them all the sksksksks

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[elenamanetta]

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

[markv5]

😼

😼

[yyxylogy]

[lavenderys]

the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send post

[lavenderys]

you can fit so many dogs on here. so many. and maybe even a wife

[lavenderys]

LOOK to every weirdo on this post talking about how this is actually an alaskan king and you know because your parents had a real california king - i just wanna say

your parents are swingers. your parents regularly scheduled weird middle-aged sex with the other neighbourhood parents. leave me alone

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

[the-memedaddy]

[official-lucifers-child]

the existence of convenience stores implies the existence of inconvenience stores

[mxbitters]

this was very important to me growing up. so here.

[rvexillology]

Flag of Jamaica, but it has all the 3 colors It’s unique for not using.

from /r/vexillology Top comment: Vexillology CJ

[pretty-little0ne-deactivated202]

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid