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Sighs....I miss them*

*my own ocs who I could write or draw at any point

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

madeofklay

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

teaboot

Holy Shit

throwusaboner

murderbot and arts first meeting is literally so funny. like imagine you meet a biblically accurate angel and instead of being all 'be not afraid' it says actually you SHOULD be afraid. and then when you are in fact afraid it goes oh shit oh fuck. not THAT afraid, sorry. wanna watch tv? and then you watch tv with it and it keeps telling you to pause it when its favourite characters are in danger so it can calm down. and then it asks to do surgery on your bones. Asshole Research Transport character of all time

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

mariacallous

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

curioscurio

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

curioscurio

oc brainrot. is real

dkpsyhog

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

waterkangaroo

for those who don't have the ebooks or original paperbacks, here are the original copyright notices because Matt is a delightful motherfucker

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Carl's Doomsday Scenario

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

The Gate of the Feral Gods

The Butcher's Masquerade

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

This Inevitable Ruin

bonus from every book:

this is Toby Dinniman

litinthecrypt

IT’S HERE 👑🐱

cairfrey

"We sluggalos have a code. That code is ‘unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches.’"

- Dungeon Crawler Carl: A Parade of Horribles, Matt Dinniman

Why that is on the inside of the hardback.

nodudeshutup

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

derinthescarletpescatarian

hollywolly3000

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

bacony-cakes

DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!

flareonfloof

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

dragongirltongue

I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?

hollywolly3000

oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......

markovchaingang

i think moreso than critical thinking classes or a humanities education the average person would be greatly benefitted by a brief education in statistics

kreuz-unlimited

Man I've been saying this for a long time. A lot of high school (or even earlier) math focuses on abstract problems that don't necessarily have any day to day applications nor do they improve the understanding of the physical world, meanwhile stats does BOTH and yet it's really sidelined because we just need to teach our kids how to solve polynomials by hand I guess. Like damn, stats is one of the few things where you actually CAN'T just get an answer by putting the problem into a calculator because figuring out WHAT to calculate is a huge part of solving it. Why are we teaching kids to be walking calculators instead of mathematicians.

/end siderant