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Let's make dreams come true, hun, me and you, and the stars that belong to us. Would you dare?

[benzobunny]

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Id chain this in my basement

[naturaekos]

“Isolation is a way to know ourselves.“”

— Franz Kafka (via goodreadss)

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Damn, i should know everything about myself by now

[thepigeongazette]

just calling it now

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

2019 please be good

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

👶🏻

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[cobrilee]

I’m getting my oil changed, sitting in the lobby while I wait, and this lady is talking to the clerk about some kind of payment she needs to make (a store card, maybe? Probably). She asks if she can make her payment in store and the guy says, “Cash payments, yeah.” Lady: “So can I use a debit card?” Clerk: “No, unfortunately, that’s the downside. You can make a payment in store, but it has to be cash.” Lady: “So I can’t use a check or a card?” NO LADY YOU FUCKING CAN’T HE SAID CASH PAYMENTS ONLY TWICE JFC I HATE PEOPLE

[eeyore9990]

(Since tumblr’s reply system sucks, let me try that again on a reblog.)

This reminds me of the single greatest thing I think I’ve ever witnessed.

I was grocery shopping once at a store where their internet was down (or whatever they used like… 15 years ago?… to communicate with credit card companies). There were signs EVERYWHERE that said “No Credit Cards at this time. All purchases are Cash Only.” Big ones at the registers too, but the cashier working my line was also telling every person before ringing them up.

This guy in front of me let the cashier ring him up and then HANDED OVER HIS DEBIT CARD. I am almost certain the cashier didn’t even say anything before calling for a manager, but when the manager got there, she was like, *totally robotic, dead voice of a person who has literally said this a THOUSAND TIMES*, “We’re cash only today.”

The customer said, “That’s a debit card. It’s just like cash.” And he was super condescending about it.

So the manager opened the cash drawer, took out a 5, 10, and a 20 dollar bill and proceeded to study all the bills next to this man’s debit card. I mean, squinting and smoothing her finger over the corners and everything. (My money is on this woman being a theater nerd, lol.)

But anyway, I’m starting to quietly lose it, because this has just turned from annoying to The Best Thing Ever in the blink of an eye.

Finally, the manager goes, “You’re absolutely right, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience, it’s EXACTLY LIKE A 10 DOLLAR BILL.” She opens the drawer, puts the bills away, PUTTING HIS DEBIT CARD ON TOP OF THE PILE OF 10S, and calmly says, “Your remaining balance is (whatever his total was less ten dollars).

Of course the asshole customer lost his fucking mind and started ranting, and I’m sure that manager caught hell for it, but dude. Best Power Move Ever.

I have no idea how it actually ended because the cashier opened a different line to check us out, but man. I will never forget that.

[cobrilee]

This lady is my hero. May she still be out there, in perfect health, destroying entitled assholes like a wrecking ball.

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Student goals

Chilling and getting wasted 2 weeks prior to exam

Dying and getting resurrected by coffee 3 times night before exam

Wanting to learn it all

Learning just what you deem most important

Drinking if we pass exam

Drinking if we fail it

Saying i will never leave it for last day

Doing it again.

<Never ending cycle>

[babes-in-bed]

[bedtimeforbadgirls]

She always looks so good when she wears my shirt…she knows I love that.

[dreamsdancingshrink]

A world without laws, a place we call home, Kosovska Mitrovica, Kosovo.

[dreamsdancingshrink]

I am soo here right now!

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Why censorship hurts

When i was at university, in dorms, we had internet, but all "interesting", well web pages for lonely folks, were blocked, at least all i could find, and trust me, desperate man Googles good.

Soo at that moment like a ray of light, salvation came, i found tumbler, in all it shining glory. Soon i found out that i could find literally anything here, which was more than satisfying.

And it hurts to know that something like that is going to be taken away. Tumbler wasnt one more Twitter, it wasnt one more Instagram, it was unique. Yet you insist on making it be just another Twitter and Instagram. Are you gonna sell it Marky Zutcky?

Don't censore, you are committing suicide, as no one will be interested in patching up the leg you are shooting yourself in.

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[marchelovicitati]

“Neću da Srbija ima snage — ja bih da ima pameti.”

— Marčelo feat. Ministar Lingvista, Senke (x)

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Lepo rečeno

[manda]

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

[dreamsdancingshrink]

Its also scary when you find out that they used to think nicely of you, mby even had crush on you, but you thought no one cares about you..

[grimreaper783-deactivated201812]

Is it me, or is half of the cast of Hanebado! made up of sociopaths?

Seriously, have you ever met another sport player with this kind of face?

Or this attitude they gave you before the math starts like they want to destroy you?

And to ruin all your hopes of victory?

I mean, come on! There is no need to be so psychotic over badminton, right?

…In the meantime, enjoy the glorious fanservice! ;)

[dreamsdancingshrink]