bike is life

Isaac. 18. NY. i'm The Bitch™

[dreb]

Yall, I had to get a new phone a couple weeks ago, and dont feel like re-downloading the tumblr app or using the web version, so this is my last post

[birchdoors]

minecraft creepers be like

[awina-deactivated20200416]

[ranma-official]

skate and die, dude

you die and then you skate

[scorpioetry]

male fragility

[scorpioetry]

bonus:

[kristina100000]

[emma-d-klutz]

She’s right though. Soir means night

[beyondplusultra]

this is my favorite one.

[jaeyoonsf9]

[fuiru]

“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’

“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’

“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’

“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.

“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.

“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”

[bunnyreese12]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pissvortex]

weird how air pods went from being like pretty widely disparaged to being a popular status symbol basically overnight

[pissvortex]

honestly? probably

[illuminated-au]

What Color Is Your Soulmark?

Take this quiz and find out

[capacity]

Wig

[aurol]

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

[tonyblairwitchproject-deactivat]

You sound neurotypical.

[fagtor]

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

[jakemorph]

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

[chubby-bunnies]

I’m fucking wheezing

[dailypsychologyfacts]

How a therapy session actually works ;)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

alexa 1: why are u worried if im interested in someone else’s feelings or not???

alexa 2:

[alienshepard]

trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game

modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female character now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free

[gunaerystargarygun]

also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)

[blind3dbylight]

you can say Bethesda. it’s okay. todd can’t hurt you here.

[elimosinary-deactivated20220330]

Are you sure @c0urier-six ?

[blind3dbylight]

You have no power here, Howard.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[whyarealltherealusernamestaken]

hey op?

[officialunitedstates]

no

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive