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@shinycopperpenny
my lawyer told me "you're very honest in a way that I'd want you to talk in mediation but not in court" and I wasn't sure what that meant until 10 minutes later when I, completely unprompted, referred to myself as a "pathological responsibility hoarder" and immediately was like oh, okay, I get it now
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I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
@chekhovs-tantrum
Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
TIP: you can unlock more information about your parents' backstories based on the extremely specific scenarios they are concerned you'll end up in
Peter Claffey’s thick-ass lenses have bewitched me. Like yes, come here, you big gorgeous blind king. No, not there. Follow the sound of my voice.
taking this opportunity to inform everyone that Peter appears to have at least a +4.00 prescription in his glasses which means king is farsighted as FUCK. man could see an ant from 40 feet but do not ask him to describe your face unless you stand 1 football field length away from him
"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
When I am president I will replace bluetooth .... with bluetick. Yes that's right, under my administration all wireless communication will be facilitated by an expert team of hound dogs. This will create jobs, and strengthen diplomatic ties with Australia
My administration will give the people of Australia whatever support they may need in order to protect Bluey and his yellow wife from the violence of LA-based actor and comedian Lou Wilson
Being an autistic adult with low support needs is crazy because you can handle most things independently, go to social events, ask for appointments, get your passport made, ect. But then something small sets you off and suddenly you've self destructed completely and you're bawling your eyes out in the living room and nothing will ever be okay again
"If you can't walk for 4 hours straight you're horrifically out of shape" sure is... a take I just saw.
I'm disabled, I can't stand up for more than fifteen to twenty minutes at a time without a cane at BEST, so maybe my perspective is skewed, but like... even when I was an in-shape teenager who regularly went on hikes up mountains, four hours nonstop sounds wild. Certainly not horrifically out of shape to need to take a goddamn break over four hours of walking. Right? RIGHT????
I'm looking for work and a lot of the jobs say things like "Must be able to stand up for at least 10 hours a day" and I honestly think they're out of their goddamn minds even suggesting it.
One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
catch me in the city of fre shavaca do
all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
