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Please like my posts I need the dopamine
Guess I’ll use this to post my side blogs
@deathworlders-of-e24 Humans are weird stories 👽🛸
@evergreen-lodge Urban Fantasy story 🧙♂️🧚♂️
I just get emotional about space stuff sometimes, alright?
Running my first dnd game in years this weekend, we’re playing in what is possibly my favorite setting, Obojima!
You won't want to miss this.
We're set to send four astronauts on an expedition around the Moon on April 1– our first lunar flyby with people in 50 years. Pick a platform to watch the Artemis II launch: https://www.nasa.gov/live/
Our broadcast starts at 12:50 p.m. EDT (1650 UTC), with liftoff happening as early as 6:24 p.m. EDT (2224 UTC). Set a reminder!
Good luck Artemis, happy flying ✨
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please! For my next trick *collapses into unconsciousness*
It is currently 2:33 in the morning and I just finished reading This is How you Lose the Time War.
I currently do not possess the vocabulary or literary skills to express just how much this book has affected me, but there is mild crying involved, so take that as you will.
Read this
-Old Intercepted Transmissions-
We here at the Tonpa Observatory do not really understand our Terran guest scientists. They do not seem to care about the data we’ve been collecting for the past several rotations, nor do they seem interested in observing the objects we’ve found in deep space, for the time being at least. No, they seemed most invested in the binary star system our planetary bodies orbit around, more so than most other visitors before them. We’ve been observing the two stars for untold cycles, anything worth knowing was already well documented.
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Amendment to last notations;
It can’t be stated that they aren’t an ingenious species, these Humans as they prefer, if a little odd. Within the first few sols, they’d modified our instruments to convert variations in light waves to sound and informed us that our ‘sister stars’ were “singing to each other.”
The need to anthropomorphize things aside, we never would’ve thought to run Doppler testing on stars. Truly inspired, in my opinion.
I’ve recently been informed that these Humans are something called ‘Grad Students’, and the results they collected from their tests seem to greatly encourage them. They’ve even asked for my assistance! I’ve been promised something called a ‘pizza’ for my troubles. It seemed interesting.
_Excerpt notes from Dr. Tangshen of the Tonpa Observatory_
Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?
Danny, Security Chief
Part 6
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How long has it been since I saw any action? Danny thought to himself, the so called void of space shifting past the window in clouds of dust and ice. The planet’s surface took up most of what could be seen in the front cameras, what Danny figured was its ozone layer a deep shade of green.
That distress call doesn’t count, right? I mean down in the dirt and the mud and the weeds. Years, has to be.
His last deployment had been in-system, a quick op on Mars, only two weeks. Guard detail, escorting some big shot scientists to a recently completed research outpost on the edge of the ice fields, something about trying to understand if there had ever been life there, searching for microorganisms below the crust. Complete ambush. They hadn’t even made the surface before Earth-Centralists overtook them, firing missiles at them from low orbit.
It’d been a bad day, in Danny’s opinion. One he didn’t like remembering. So it soured his mood dramatically when the incoming torpedos reminded him of it.
“[error/error], we have incoming!” the Pilot shouted, but Danny only caught half of it. The translators still didn’t cover alien profanity very well, but he got the gist as the same. It was too far to his seat with his team, and the pilot’s evasive maneuvers were throwing off the shuttles equilibrium, so Danny decided to strap into the copilots seat.
“Chief, what the fuck is happening?” Homet shouted over comms, in almost perfect human English. In other circumstances, Danny would’ve laughed at how used to human speech his friend had become, but right then it barely registered.
“Everybody strap in, now!” Danny called back. “Some asshole out there is taking pot shots at us!”
“Chief Ducane, two more incoming!” The Pilot called, frantically hitting buttons and adjusting course. “I don’t think we can avoid both!”
“Just get us in the atmosphere so we don’t die immediately!” Danny ordered. He gripped his communicator in his hand. “Mayday mayday, this is Security Chief Ducane, we are under attack enroute to the surface and taking fire! Send backup immediately!”
Static.
“Fuck!” Danny cursed. “Can you hear me Noah? Respond!”
Still nothing.
“We’re being jammed, sir!” The pilot called out.
“Noah you better get your asses down here on the fucking double after we crash!”
“We’re gonna crash, Chief?” Hayte startled.
“Everybody hold on!” Danny didn’t get a chance to answer as the nose of the shuttle hit atmosphere. He didn’t want to bite his tongue off. Suddenly everything shifted from the blackest night to blinding day, like the sun was in the shuttle with them. The heat and the friction from the belly of the shuttle skimming off the atmosphere sent the small ship into tremors. Danny grit his teeth and locked up, white knuckled, eyes screwed shut.
“Can we do anything about the shaking?!”
“I can’t engage the stabilizers without losing speed, Chief!” The pilot answered. “The missiles are going to hit us, I’m just trying to get us as close to the surface as possible to avoid casualties!”
Finally the brightness faded, and Danny could open his eyes.
“Is there anything we can do?”
“The shields can negate one of them, but only one. When I say, sir, hit that button, and it’ll divert all shielding to the rear. Maybe stopping the first will let us get down low enough to land before the second hits.”
The button in question was already flashing. Very helpful, Danny thought.
“Okay, ready when you are!” Danny braced himself and held a hand over the button. The pilot started their countdown.
“Impact in five-
-4-
-3-
-2-
-NOW!”
Danny slammed his balled fist down on the button. Even over the roar of atmospheric entry he heard the hum of the shield generator at maximum capacity.
Then exceeding it.
Then the control console in front of him sparked a few times before shutting down completely. The hull shook as the first torpedo hit the shields and fried them, sending a concussive wave through the shuttle. The front view port cracked and warped as the whole of the shuttle lurched sideways. Danny was certain of whiplash, but adrenaline was keeping him going at this point. Out the corner of his eyes through the window he could see chunks of burning ship, blown off from the blast, hurtling away from them.
“Cabin integrity compromised Chief!” The pilot, not for the first time, sounded scared. It wasn’t helping.
“Ducane!” It was Homet. Danny tried to look back at him. The soldier was saluting him.
“It’s been a pleasure, Chief!”
Homet was smiling as the second torpedo struck, blowing the shuttle in half. The passenger end of the shuttle was simply ripped away in the flash, like it was evaporated out of Danny’s sight. A blink and it was gone. He didn’t scream or cry, or do much of anything aside from cling to his seat with all his might as the nose end of the shuttle flew burning across the surface.
Then everything went dark.
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The first thing Danny Ducane noticed was the taste of copper in his mouth. After everything, he’d bitten his tongue anyway.
“Damnit,” he slurred, lolling the long aaa sound out of his mouth like bile.
Something else groaned beside him, someone else reaching out and over to him. Danny tried his best to rub the burning ash out of his eyes before realizing they were already open, just filled with black spots.
Concussion, check, he thought slowly. Gotta get one of the girls to check me out later. The uhhhhh people fixer one. Jane? That one I think.
Thinking was slow, and more painful than he remembered. The groaning beside him was getting louder. Slowly, so slowly, checking all the while for anything that could be broken, Danny turned his head to the side.
Just as surprising, maybe even more so, the pilot had survived the crash as well, but there was a length of metal strut impaling him to the seat through his abdomen.
“God damnit,” Danny cursed. The groaning stopped. The pilot turned his head weakly and looked his way. One of his eyes was swollen shut. Danny unbuckled and tried to sit up, slipping back into the chair again when his arms gave out. He’d try again in a minute or two.
“You know, if we survive this, I’ll buy you a drink buddy.”
The pilot looked at him for a moment more before his head fell back. Danny couldn’t tell if he was dead or just unconscious. He’d check on that in a minute too. Right then, he followed the pilot’s lead and slipped back into unconsciousness.
_to be continued in part 6.5_
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Standing in an empty store with upbeat pop music playing while half our lights are off, either I fell into the back rooms or I’m having a stroke
Either way, I wanna go home
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Also yes, the @deathworlders-of-e24 stories are still ongoing, I’m just exhausted from my actual job. Stay tuned for Danny, Security Chief part 6 and more little blurbs as I get them out
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Also, Happy Holidays!
also did anyone else laugh out loud when Hallorann asked how much trouble could a hotel be
you just don’t even know, my guy
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Caught up on Welcome to Derry just in time for the season finale tomorrow