401: Page Assassination

What

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

how to get laid

1. light-up heelys

[drhalsey]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[drhalsey]

me: haha wow i think im rly gonna get in the christmas spirit

depression: aren't u forgetting something

me: what

depression: u want to die

me: oh yeah shit fuuuuck

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[skepticalporcupine-deactivated2]

can someone photoshop donald trump’s face on dolores umbridge

[sarlione]

Here you are: Trumbridge.

[skepticalporcupine-deactivated2]

THANK YOU

[appleciderp]

I have no idea why, but I wanted to make my own Donores Thumbridge

[connormonbebe]

protect baby connor at all cost (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

[exhalist]

Going from high school to university like:

[straightboyfriend]

get to know the blogger

i want to die

[mariascrapbook]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

technically ur always in a group chat with the feds

[a-flower-that-is-u]

[batou]

Adele: Hello. its me.

Me:

[thezodiacvibes]

[thezodiacvibes]

Positivity here

[love-h4te]

Angelina Jolie has more structure in one of her cheekbones than I do in my life

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

K A R M A

[cruel22]

"School is not a fashion show"

Honey, just watch me