[drieddflowers-blog]

*is tipsy and loses room key to hotel room* *makes cousins come inside hotel with me and act as body guards*

[drieddflowers-blog]

This guy asked me if I came to this hotel with my husband and I just looked super confused and asked him to repeat the question and he went on to tell me how someone at the hotel lost their wife???

[hashtagloveloses]

[drieddflowers-blog]

I wish these people at this hotel would let me smoke a cigarette in peace wth you don't need to come outside every time I smoke a cigarette like the universe keeps giving me reasons to quit smoking

[pixpup]

Under that fur, she’s probably blushing

[beep-nugget]

@ghostmikeyway

[rosamundpike]

being passionate is so good man it gives your life some kinda purpose who cares if it’s for a tv show or a book or movie or literally whatever being passionate is great don’t let anyone make you feel bad about your passions!!!

[drieddflowers-blog]

Coming back to South Carolina after my grandpa passed is strange and tomorrow is his funeral and I'm just really sad tonight. My grandpa was the first man to call me Princess, before any boys could. When I was really young I would hold flowers across my arms when we would buy bouquets for my grandma and he would call me Miss America. He always called me Miss America after that. I miss him so much, but I know he is in a better place and the life he was living here with us was not the quality of life anyone should of had any longer. His passing was peaceful and a few times before he left he would talk about seeing his old friend that passed 2 months ago and having a drink with him again. Wherever you are now grandps, I hope you're rejoicing with all your friends and family in the heaven you deserve and getting drunk and dancing again. I love you so much.

[drieddflowers-blog]

me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[amberheard]

[miaalyse96]

[hopeful-weirdo]

Thankyou zendaya

[meladoodle]

My recommended next words after “yes”… i need jesus

[drieddflowers-blog]

I can't use my Facebook without seeing 20 something y/o girls posting about drama that wouldn't be happening to them if they weren't on heroin or pills and sleeping with people on hard drugs

[cryhaver-deactivated20160707]

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Facebook and Instagram stopped showing the number of likes a post gets, I wonder how many people would continue posting photos and selfies of themselves.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “literally” is literally used more figuratively than literally.

[vulture-jack]

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

[spongebobfreezeframes]