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joeyclaire

hermey the elf was transgender

joeyclaire

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

joeyclaire

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

gahdamnpunk

We stan 😍😍

nutheadgee-deactivated20190314

It’s my divine duty to share legends only so that the rest of y’all can stan too.

gendernewtral

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

kez-i-ah

leleonora2000

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE??

anxiousfrenchfry

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

runthatonebymeagain-deactivated

I love this game so much

mytrainline

netlfix

whats ET short for?

netlfix

because he’s got little legs

takeyou

I live for the applesauce

californaia

*applause

takeyou

I know what I’m about son

patrik-star

there’s no way it’s march again

zinf-deactivated20190430

giving advice to friends like

itwashotwestayedinthewater

bungus

itwashotwestayedinthewater

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

dingdongyouarewrong

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

dingdongyouarewrong

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

dankmemeasstronaut

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

dingdongyouarewrong

…. do you need something, or?

dankmemeasstronaut

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

dingdongyouarewrong

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

dingdongyouarewrong

im short circuiting

yayartstuff

reading this post was like falling down the stairs

mxnrique

i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂

threesideddream

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad

meyhew

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

serious

dicy

holes 2003 truly did it all.... the tackling of the prison industrial complex done in a way that was appropriate and understandable for kids while also pulling no punches...,, the full cast of well written kids of color... the drama, romance, and mystery to keep it fresh while also handling the heavy focus of racism.. the seamless weaving of the a and b plots... sigourney weaver looking like That. cinemas finest.