CortJester

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[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[calliopeans]

men think they can make a pacific rim movie because guillermo del toro made one. you’re not guillermo del toro though

[lilyblisslys]

we should expand the mistletoe to other holidays. There should be a Halloween herb bundle you hang from the ceiling that makes you give someone a handjob

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[b1rd1e]

This is what TMI means to me

[kakamccartneykirkstan]

I find it funny that the author of Star Trek invented a Vulcan word to describe Jim and Spock's relationship. A word that means "friend, brother, and lover." Then he spends an entire page justifying the "lover" part, saying it was just a metaphor. An entire page when he could have avoided any misunderstanding if he had simply stated that the word meant "friend, brother." Nobody would have speculated or complained because, after all, he CREATED the word.

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[sassychaostrash]

[rylandsgrace]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[ketchuplaser]

[henstomper]

slightly worried by how many people seem to have been taking the things they see online at face value before genai was a thing

[henstomper]

"it sucks that genAI means i have to verify everything i see online now!" you shoulda been doing that anyway though

[henstomper]

remembered im posting this on the infinite chocolate website

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[countofeight]

Glad it’s not just me

[ventela1]

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

[ms-demeanor]

Because of this video, any time I'm working on my piece of shit subaru and find something new wrong with it, I knock on some part of the car and say "Subaru" the same way the mechanic here says "holden".

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[animentality]

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]