on the internet nobody knows you're a lizard...

call me Rex :) occasionally i have an original thought, which i tag #therexreport for posterity my knitting/ craft blog is @knittyboi and i'm part of @lacerotalong profile pic by @redaart, header from https://i.redd.it/zt5z4oatmy0b1.jpg

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[kirrithian]

oh no!

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[zephyrdrift]

more people need to appreciate dovekies

this has been a dovekie appreciation post

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[reptilerex]

You got it boss

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[headspace-hotel]

What does it mean....

[youcanthandelthetruth]

I have been given Papyrus offcuts! Experimentation shall commence

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Only have a sharpie but it doesn't bleed, and only smears in the first couple seconds before the ink dries

[youcanthandelthetruth]

It doesn't like to tear if you pull in a straight line, but if you pull diagonally it will shred. Tears in a straight line if you crease it first

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Tastes bad

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Crumples stiffly, shows white crease marks and doesn't want to flatten again

[youcanthandelthetruth]

You can cut shapes in it!

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[saturdaysky]

You feel the tadpole quiver as you realize Gale is letting you in.

shakin' off the rust with a wizardly warm-up. also includes a timelapse!

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[duerede]

(Guillotine vs a spray can) vs a man