This Is My Stuff Drawer. Enjoy Your Stay.

26, East Coast USA.

[drink-your-rivers-dry]

Hello humans. I’m not dead, just haven’t had the itch to scroll aimlessly for a couple weeks and I never learned how to create a queue. I hope you all are also not dead and that your brains have been kind to you.

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[duncanhynes]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[ruriginzuishou]

Me every time this post comes back

[might-be-somebody]

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

[queer-cosette]

why.

[xbubbledumbbx]

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

oh what the FUCK WHY

[polirange]

Thanks I hate it.

[fairyofsomething]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

[goat-yells-at-everything]

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

[mama-germany]

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

[mama-germany]

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

[silverscreenx]

[that-wildwolf]

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

[dead-inside-and-thriving]

Surgeons really went vrrr vrrr say goodbye to your pelvis mother

[free-post-store]

$0

[wei--wuxian]

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

[wei--wuxian]

it's okay to start over. (and over, and over, and over)

i'm halfway through now and dying for the second time. forgive yourself for it. as many times as it takes.

[acecroft]

I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king. Be at peace… Son of Gondor. 

 THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

[samwwise]

happy 20th anniversary to this scene and this scene only

[phluphfy]

are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user

there is a correct answer

[hypokeimena]

#i would never filter the tags from your obsession without first learning enough by osmosis to determine that i cannot fucking stand it (via @unopenablebox​)

[maisiemelancholy-deactivated202]

*hitting my brain with a stick* let! me! enjoy! things! again!

[odessa-edmundson]

[lionfloss]

[c-53]

[everythingfox]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[zazzedcoffee]

Poll's Closed

 

CLOSED

 

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2023

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]